shout out to my personal favorite cryptid: the fresno nightcrawler. if you search up "cryptid that looks like a pair of pants" this thing shows up. it looks bloody stupid. fucking living pair of trousers. outrageous
The cruelest joke of ADHD is feeling intensely motivated to fix your entire life while you’re stuck at work. Then you step through your front door and instantly lose the ability to do a single task. It happens daily, and absolutely no one believes you.