I mean honestly I think I’m a fucking catch and one day im gonna be with a man who’s like damn why were you single for so long and im gonna be like idk Greg that’s why I hired you to be my therapist
@MattRudolf Totally. This is a great idea! And when it’s someone you haven’t seen in awhile probably a better opportunity to catch up anyway. Thanks ☺️
Working at any office is like “Ok we’re transitioning to Salarya, but payroll is still in Bullfrog—did you see my Noosecock post? Submit your timecard on Fireplayce then jizz me on Smackdog . Do NOT upload to Crackerz without Yammer approval
I like to schedule all my yoga classes for the week ahead of time to give myself a sense of control even though I know full well I’ll end up cancelling and rescheduling them all
It started raining last night (at my parents house) and I’m so not used to it raining in Denver that in my half asleep state I started worrying about it leaking in - like I was sleeping in a tent….