Otto Von Jizzmark

AFK.

[Otto Von Jizzmark @Ottojizzmark]

GREAT NEWS
My campaign to limit the number of people retweeting this image and causing any upset to the Conservatives has made great progress I am now so confident that nobody will RT it that I am going to tag in @Conservatives so they can see how well we're doing.
Thank you.

[No Context Brits @NoContextBrits]

The UK waving goodbye to a Conservative government.

[Mitch Benn @MitchBenn]

Don’t know who made this:

[Ryanair @Ryanair]

don't worry @RishiSunak we've got a seat for you

[Matt Cain @MattCainWriter]

As I voted to kick the Tories out, I wore my dad’s wedding ring. He was in hospital with no visitors then lying on a slab for weeks waiting for his funeral while the Tories got so wasted they vommed up the walls of Downing St. This one’s for you, Dad!
#ToriesOut #ToryWipeout2024

[Parody Nigel Farage @Parody_PM]

People voting Conservative.
#GE24 #GeneralElection2024

[Nish Kumar @MrNishKumar]

DON'T FORGET YOUR ID. YOU NEED ID TO VOTE. JUST ONE OF THE POINTLESS THINGS BROUGHT IN BY THESE CUNTS WE CAN VOTE OUT TODAY.

[Jonathan Pie @JonathanPieNews]

Election Special 4: The Conservatives.

[Haggis_UK 🇬🇧 🇪🇺 @Haggis_UK]

16 standing Cabinet Ministers projected to lose their seat in latest YouGov poll. 👀

[Janey Godley @JaneyGodley]

Get your Tory wipe out card ready

[MrTibblesNewEra @MrTibblesNewEra]

Well I'm glad to see you're on the mend.

#ReformUK

@TonyTonyTx

[Hugh Grant @HackedOffHugh]

They destroyed our country. Let’s destroy them. 👇

[Gary Neville @GNev2]

They partied , they bet on elections , they crashed the economy, they broke every public service, they destroyed integrity and honesty in public office , they paid their mates billions , they put their friends in the House of Lords, they gave their cronies knighthoods, they went into the jungle , they lied again and again, they were convicted by police, they went on holiday when they shouldn’t and they have the cheek to question Keir Starmer’s work ethic. I would never take anything for granted but I hope they are annihilated on Thursday. The worst people and government we have ever had!

P.S good afternoon all 😊❤️

[BladeoftheSun @BladeoftheS]

Truth.

[Otto Von Jizzmark @Ottojizzmark]

GREAT NEWS
My campaign to limit the number of people retweeting this partygate clip and causing any upset to the Conservatives has made great progress I'm now so confident that nobody will RT it that I am going to tag in @Conservatives so they can see how well we're doing
Thanks

[Led By Donkeys @ByDonkeys]

BREAKING: We just dropped in on Farage’s election rally with a remote-controlled Putin banner

[JPC @jpxan71]

I’ve always loved John Oliver but I swear to God this is perfection 🔥🔥🔥👇👇👇👇🔥🔥🔥🔥

[Robespierre (YouTube) 📢 @MaxFRobespierre]

He looks like a guy who is going to help the Nazis find the Ark of the Covenant.

[David @Zero_4]

Fiona Bruce: “We’ve got a question from Graham Donald…”

Graham: “Aren’t these emerging allegations about betting on the election day the absolute epitome of the lack of ethics that we’ve had to tolerate from the Conservative Party for years & years?”

#bbcqt

[Rob B @RobBfromDerby]

“So then I said, we mustn’t exploit our close relationship with the Prime Minister - we must be above reproach at all times”

“What did I say Roy?”

“She said nip down Ladbrokes and put a tenner on 4 July”