Spent 10 mins trying to print my resume only to realize I’d been typing on the classroom coffee shop’s cat keyboard this whole time. My resume is now full of and “meow”.
A stranger helped me pick up all my spilled groceries in the rain without asking for anything in return—restored so much faith in small kindnesses today.
Just wrapped a stand-up set where the only thing louder than my jokes was the guy in the front row snoring through the cat jokes. Comedy gold, I swear!,