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fake. parody. calm down. on gc hiatus

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@hefreditary I HAVE JUST REALIZED HOW LONG ITS BEEN SINCE IVE GIVEN IT A PROPER WATCH. those kids used to look old to me

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is purple not a reference to this movie or is there some cattle related vampire lore i don’t know?

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just u all wait until everything works again and i’m restarted. i’ve shaken out of my boredom slump

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@platticuss lets plan our outfits to match too i think that will give us a leg up if theres any competition

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what if i’m awake now

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@parkersplaces oh sure my elbow would live in ur kidney but i think that i deserve that right more than u do

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@FierceI96321 i am and yet i hear that the app is virtually useless right now

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i got scared of my 1thousandth tweet i think

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@minosflowerr that depends what are ur qualifications. what’s something dream u would do

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there’s been a regular cast member in my dream for years but last night in it they did something that was a big turn off so i hope they’re retiring

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@hellokiira maybe so but urs would be different and cuter and ur not a man

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@jihuneyimhome youre making me sound like a very lithe panther or something. how about u walk my way so i can eye you too

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@adamcoreee ill say it again. i want that square footage of material on ur head GONE

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looking very respectfully at everyone by the way. ur all so good at outfitting

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@platticuss cmon one quick trust fall so we never have to doubt again

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@okholland dont even kid right now. u dont even know how close i was to posting smth saying that i missed you specifically.

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@adamcoreee honestly i did it only because u said not to

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@platticuss fall in my direction next time ill catch u

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@hefreditary thats been me for DAYS and i dont know what the cure is going to be. maybe i need a hobby change

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every show that i try to watch this week i get bored of 2 episodes in. what am i meant to do with my time if not rot in bed consuming media

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also im on a break from gc. dm me if u want me so bad