Alex🌵

sad girl that smells like strawberry

[Alex🌵 @otturss]

ask me crap or send me hate for whatever reasons thanks https://t.co/84vsnhAofn

[Alex🌵 @otturss]

me: 2017, gonna get up nice and early and be healthy
also me: has gotten up past 10 both days and eaten a lot of chocolate

[Alex🌵 @otturss]

@bxbyxmi HECKIN FRICK AMI I NUTTED

[ari @alwaysinaphase]

24. SpongeBob was always on some other shit when he sang. If you don't think they can sing it faster then you're -

[Alex🌵 @otturss]

WHAT THE SCALLOP

[ari @alwaysinaphase]

20. THE ONLY SUPER BOWL PERFORMANCE THAT EVER MATTERED. PATRICK ON THE DRUMS. SQUILLIAM WAS SHOOK.

[ari @alwaysinaphase]

12. Yes, I know the words to this iconic, childhood-defining bop and so do you 😎😎🎸🎸🍧🍨

[ari @alwaysinaphase]

7. Pop sensation Chip Skylark. Bet this made you brush them pearly whites to twinkle like the stars in space.

[ari @alwaysinaphase]

5. Justin stans hate Drake Bell's ugly ass now but this was the truth. I loved how the images matched the lyrics???

[Alex🌵 @otturss]

who's gonna be the kinda soul to be the first to send their pretty lil face or BUTT in 2017?!?!?!

[Alex🌵 @otturss]

it is 2017 my DUDES

[Alex🌵 @otturss]

hi I'm not usually this depressing just this past week hasn't been very good on me so sorry

[Alex🌵 @otturss]

the worst part is that it is genuinely always my fault

[Alex🌵 @otturss]

I'm just so sick of everything being my fault

[Alex🌵 @otturss]

2016 cmon just STOP ALREADY https://t.co/azNHlvIAOm

[TMZ @TMZ]

#BREAKING: Carrie Fisher's Mother, Debbie Reynolds, RUSHED to Hospital https://t.co/CMwYcdVpKr

[Alex🌵 @otturss]

I always sound like I'm making excuse but I'm nOT I'm just an idiot with poor social skills trying to explain myself

[Alex🌵 @otturss]

I'm sad again great

[Alex🌵 @otturss]

the worst part is I analyse outcomes of anything I'm going to say to try and pick the best one and I still manage to say something stupid

[Alex🌵 @otturss]

I keep annoying or making people I care about upset and I don't even know how I keep doing it

[Alex🌵 @otturss]

why! am! I! like! this!