Wizzy001

God|Family| Tech|Hala Madrid 🤍|Hala Fulham 🤍
Aspiring web developer only Html|CSS|JavaScript
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[Wizzy001 @otutech]

Rip 😔💔💔

[Diogo Jota @DiogoJota18]

• 22 de Junho de 2025 •
Sim, para sempre ♾️

[Madrid Zone @theMadridZone]

🗣️ Rapper to another rapper: “You're not Lamine, you're Vinicius. What's wrong with your chin?”

🤢 Lamine Yamal starts to laughs out loud.

[🐐🇵🇹 @snt_gael]

Wetin dey pain be say, the werey go fes paste them 2 goals for first 20 mins. Them go come use the remaining 70’ mins believe say chance dey to qualify.

Gbam 90+1’ hattrick.

Na aneema 😭

[Kreative Doctor ⚕️ @the_grafixmedic]

340/400 in JAMB
9/10 WAEC
35/40 POST-UTME
Didn't make medicine

Avoid OAU.

[Zaggy @Zaggyszn]

I nearly got a role for a game company

4.5M per month , 12 days a month , 2 hrs per day

$750 per week , $3000 monthly

I got dropped when they found out I was Nigerian , hurts till this day

I still text the company to re-access the situation and hire me

Nigeria 💔

[Westt Lonn @Westtlonn]

“If you don’t do it for me other men will”

Now put that narrative into sex.

“If you don’t fuck me other men will”

STAY WITH ME BROTHERS

[Esuola Daniel @esuoladaniel]

False alarm guys, didn’t add enough beans to the salt I cooked

We try again next week 🙏🏾

[BROWNNIE🤍✨ @HurpeBrown]

“Raphinha makes it 3-2, Barcelona are through to the champions league final”

Acerbi:

[Madrid Xtra @MadridXtra]

🚨💣 BREAKING: Toni Kroos is now considering becoming a FIRST TEAM COACH.

He has informed the RFEF that he wants to join their pro footballers’ coaching course next season.

He’d receive the ‘A’ Coaching License, which would allow him to coach ANY team at ANY level. @diarioas

[Abraham @_AbrahamAb]

Them dy accept Jesus for working system ke

[Luiz Filipe @dadosefatos]

@Saanvi_dhillon A compression algorithm do something like this:

Turn: 00000000000AAAAAAA
Into: 1107A

Same information.

[Saanvi🌺 @Saanvi_dhillon]

Interviewer:

A 10GB file becomes 2GB after compression.

What happened to the other 8GB?

[Najib Adamu Usman, Esq. @NajeebAdamu1]

Called my client. His wife picked up and said he went to see his lawyer. Now I just need to figure out who's getting cheated on here, me or her.

[Shalom Rayhamen @Shalom_HeyEliy]

Thank you so much! ❤️

My journey into tech started at Learn Factory.

When I was desperately looking for an internship and others said NO to me, you said YES. Even though I didn’t meet all the requirements to join, you still gave me a chance.

That one YES changed the trajectory of my life, and I will never forget it. Thank you for believing in me when I was just starting out. ❤️

And if you’re in Abia State and you want to learn how to code, please go to Learn Factory. I am living proof of the impact they can have on someone’s journey.

Sometimes, all someone needs is one person willing to give them a chance. ❤️

[Olumide Adesina @olumidecapital]

Unpopular fact: Issac Newton spent more time on the bible than on physics and mathematics, yet what he achieved in science hasn’t been replicated by any mortal

[ebvka @ebv_ka]

Well I’m now a Mac user now.
We thank God 🙏🙏

[Mide Of Canada🇨🇦🍁🇨🇦 @Mide__M]

Not all players leaves the club, but all players listen to offers until they find the right club to trigger their release clause.

Only in a rare case will a player be fully dedicated to one club

Especially in NFF

[Kekeli 🇪🇸 @keliknowsball]

If they include a 200M release clause in Olise’s contract, he will no longer be a Bayern player next season.

[Promise.sol 𓃵 @sol_promise]

😭😭😭

[FIFI🌟 @fifss__]

I pity who dey bookmark. Your pikin go strong pass 2009 Facebook

[Emilio Portugal @EmilioPorteqzq]

The Benin players arriving back to Africa after experiencing Argentinian poverty