Peter Parker

I dress up as a spider and wear Birkenstocks.

[Peter Parker @OU_Spiderman]

@sta63221298 @Chris6d_ @TheTravlr93 @alexjackhughes @StevePoints @SwannMarcus89 I've said that myself a few times, but I also live close enough that it's a weekend road trip. I definitely wouldn't be jumping on a flight to Toronto from Houston! Maybe to the Canadian Rockies for some snowboarding though.

[Peter Parker @OU_Spiderman]

@Chris6d_ @TheTravlr93 @alexjackhughes @StevePoints @SwannMarcus89 Hey, at least it's something other than the toned down NYC that is Toronto.

[Peter Parker @OU_Spiderman]

@Orwell420 @Cosmonaut96 @alexjackhughes @SwannMarcus89 If you think that New Orleans and New York City are the same culture, then Paris and London are the same culture. You're being overly reductive to the point that EVERY Western city is the same.

If you want a totally different culture, head to Asia. (I have, highly recommend it)

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@alexjackhughes @username69695 @SwannMarcus89 Look into the cost of getting to the UK from somewhere in the western US.

Virtually all of the UK lives within driving distance of an airport with cheap flights to NYC, but for half of the US population, just getting to NYC is a huge trip on its own, let alone Europe.

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@alexjackhughes @StevePoints @SwannMarcus89 Why would someone from Houston fly to Toronto when they could fly to New York City? At that point you're just making the trip to say you crossed a border, which kind of misses the point of travelling imo.

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@PatOMalley8 @KDKA Did they edit the tweet/article? I don't see Shadyside mentioned anywhere.

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@pgh_scanner "There is no speed limit on Bigelow Boulevard" also applies to negative speeds apparently.

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@ic2morrowmac @CNN This take is ironically dumb enough to be the first time I actually see a valid reason for Oregon to restrict who can pump gas.

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@PITCommenter @pgh_scanner I never said anything about who fired the shots. Just that it was probably a robot that decided it was automatic fire... No one attacked you, chill.

[Peter Parker @OU_Spiderman]

@PITCommenter @pgh_scanner A call with a specific count of the number of shots is usually a shot spotter alert. So, says the robot.

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@TiberiasMax @TheRealKeean People in power should be under MORE scrutiny than everyone else, not less.

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@KDKA Visible from the air this afternoon.

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@skolknights @CNN

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@tacoandpizzas @FoxNews I'm working from my camper parked with a view of the White Mountains right now. Why would I want to go into an office?

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@StateOf_ALaska "most of northern New England", proceeds to list all of New England.

[Burton Snowboards @burtonsnowboard]

they're a ten but they ski

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@SteveCaudell @BeatTheCult No it doesn't.

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@LynX_Himself @GovParsonMO I wish I could be a fly in the wall when @GovParsonMO sees this and panics. If the guy is enough of a moron to double down on the "hacking" BS, he's definitely gullible enough to think you actually hacked his twitter.