zzz

crashouts only (he/him ♍)

[zzz @ouchiehampton]

this shit is not worth it

[zzz @ouchiehampton]

ambobobo nyo

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fuck everything

[zzz @ouchiehampton]

udonis haslem always been a bum lmao the only thing relevant about your career is that you spent it with 1 team

[New York Basketball @NBA_NewYork]

Dirk on Ant: "I've watched the NBA & been a part of it for a long long time. I've never seen this. A guy walking into the huddle with 8 minutes to go in the 4th and dapping up the entire team…"

Blake: "I have to agree…"

UD: "…As a leader…I would not show that weakness…"

[🔆 @VillainBaller]

I don't wanna hear about your 9/11 anymore, man. It's been 9/11 everyday for people in the middle east for the past 20 years. Fuckin barbarians and murderers.

[zzz @ouchiehampton]

yung mga ibang nagvavalorant talaga sarap bugbugin

[zzz @ouchiehampton]

your stonks are not improving brother we are all shit at the game. difference is you're scared of a job application and have nothing better to do but shit on strangers behind a pc monitor

[zzz @ouchiehampton]

everyone thinks they're tenz out here i swear to god they're trying to prove they're the best in a fucking silver elo unrated match and will flame everyone in their immediate vicinity for not knowing how to play a game that has no stakes. dumbest fucking game ever

[snowboiiii @snowboiiii]

yeah that’s awesome man i wonder how they did that

[zzz @ouchiehampton]

if it's not emptyheaded throwers in ranked, it's fucking tryhards in unrated, valorant really is the fucking lowest rung of hell on earth

[zzz @ouchiehampton]

this could have been an email ahh transaction

[zzz @ouchiehampton]

im at cbtl rn why tf the customer right before me in the queue having a whole fucking contract negotiation w the cashier

[zzz @ouchiehampton]

@MycoolMage @MFKAOZ prime for prime

[𝑪𝒐𝒏𝒆 🌩 @Three_Cone]

This is how it feels to read calf strain in an injury tweet nowadays

[iBeast @ibeastIess]

Babies being born missing the entirety of John Cena's WWE run.

[zzz @ouchiehampton]

gunther sleeper stonks are up rn

[zzz @ouchiehampton]

pshhh in my fucking sleep

[Rory McCarthy @roryisconfused]

No one ever does “Iris” by Goo Goo Dolls at Karaoke. You can’t be ironic about it, and the level of emotional intensity it would bring is simply too much to be contained within the social remit of Karaoke. It has a sort of holiness about it which people know not to transgress

[zzz @ouchiehampton]

yoshinobu yamomoto