Paul Holden

Bricklayer with a beautiful daughter and amazing son , massive Man u fan & Stretford Ender !! Adores Paul Scholes 🙌🏽

[Paul Holden @oudy78]

My superstar approx 36hours after his liver transplant , he's now playing on an iPad , truly inspirational! As are the professionals at Leeds @NHSMillion see ya later citrullineamia 🙌🏽🙏🏻💙

[Paul Holden @oudy78]

@w41gy @reformexposed Corbyn 🤣🤣🙈 thought he were dead

[Paul Holden @oudy78]

@1DanE_T @KevLfc19 I know we are , but you lot are even worse , absolute wank and boring as fuck to watch , the guy your replying to is bang on , long live Arnie Slop 👌🏻

[Paul Holden @oudy78]

@1DanE_T @KevLfc19 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🙈🙈🙈🙈🙈🙈

[Out of Context Human Race @NoContextHumans]

I’m this old

[Paul Holden @oudy78]

@talkSPORT Terry by a long way

[Paul Holden @oudy78]

@utdreport If he plays himself then 13 😉

[Paul Holden @oudy78]

@paddypower 146

[Paul Holden @oudy78]

Don’t mess with this MUFC firm 👊👊👊⚫️🟡#MUFC_FAMILY

[Paul Holden @oudy78]

@NicwMUFC Yeh I’ll buy one 👌🏻

[Matt Le Tissier ✝️ @mattletiss7]

Taxes

OH …UNITED KINGDOM
This is very interesting.
If I give you £1 billion and you stand on a street corner handing out £1 per second, twenty-four hours a day, seven days a week, you would still not have handed out £1 billion after 31 years!

Now read on. This is true and rather hard to really understand.

The next time you hear a politician use the word 'billion' in a casual manner, think about whether you want the 'politicians' spending YOUR tax money.
A billion is a difficult number to comprehend, but one advertising agency did a good job of putting that figure into some perspective in one of its releases.
1. A billion seconds ago, it was 1959.
2. A billion minutes ago, Jesus was alive.
3. A billion hours ago, our ancestors were living in the Stone Age.
4. A billion days ago, no-one walked on the earth on two feet.
5. A billion Pounds ago was only 13 hours and 12 minutes, at the rate our present government is spending it.
We are charged:
· Stamp Duty
· Tobacco Tax
· Corporate Income Tax
· Income Tax
· Council Tax
· Unemployment Tax
· Petrol/Diesel Tax
· Inheritance Tax (tax on top of tax)
· Alcohol Tax
· G.S.T.
· Property Tax
· Purchase Property Tax
· Tax on Title Searches
· Tax on Building Inspections
· Tax on supplements
· Taxes on various food items
· Taxes on Dining out
· Tax on all utilities – Phone, hydro, water, waste disposal
· Service charge taxes
· Social Security Tax
· Vehicle License / Registration Tax
· Vehicle Sales Tax
· Workers Compensation Tax
· And now Carbon Tax
AND I’m sure you can think of more...

STILL THINK THIS IS FUNNY?
Not one of these taxes existed 60 years ago, and our nation was one of the most prosperous in the world.
We had absolutely no national debt.
We had the largest middle class in the world. A criminal’s life was uncomfortable. What on earth happened?

[Paul Holden @oudy78]

@talkSPORT 22 can see Sunderland digging out a monster draw

[Paul Holden @oudy78]

@utdreport Scholes instead of Eric

[Paul Holden @oudy78]

What a game of football 👌🏻🤣⚽️best game I’ve seen in a long time #InterBarca Love it

[Barry Malone @malonebarry]

The greatest news interview of all time. Nothing can prepare you for what happens 20 seconds into this clip.

[Paul Holden @oudy78]

@premierleague @ManUtd Amazing 👌🏻👌🏻what a week for the young man 👍

[Paul Holden @oudy78]

MUFC 💪👏🏼love it #mufc

[Paul Holden @oudy78]

Get in Luke 🎯🎯sensational #lukethenuke

[Wolf of X @WolfofX]

Ever thought about viewing the world differently..? This thread on cool maps is here to blow your mind

1. All roads lead to Rome

[Paul Holden @oudy78]

@KTHopkins 😂😂😂

[James Melville 🚜 @JamesMelville]

The most important thing for anyone who is self employed - don’t get ill. Unlike public sector workers or employees, the self employed have no safety net of sick pay. The self employed are the wealth generators and bedrock of strong economies, yet they have absolutely no support.