dan 🔻

he/him

[Lily @eroticloa]

Doing drugs as a smart person because I can afford to lose the braincells

[slovborg @n00rdung]

this is also why labelling yourself is a cognitohazard. only others may label you. do not constrain yourself with expectations.

[Twunk in Training 🇵🇸 @AceHainley]

when i was a little kid i went up to a bald jewish man and asked how he kept the yarmulke on his head and he said “i just have to stand perfectly straight at all times” and i believed him

[Master of the Flying Jetski @jetskitosway2]

interesting new feature Spotify just added

[nicki 🦭 @keromuji]

“clearly required a baffling level of planning” perhaps the least amount of planning a movie has ever had ever in history ever

[𝑪𝒐𝒔𝒚🇬🇹 @SnugHearted]

This is genuinely how film twitter acts when you say you don’t like a Timothée Chalamet movie

[Nancy Comics by Ernie Bushmiller @JohnnyCallicutt]

Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller
July 12,1948

[George SJW Bush @acenter102]

I think about this a lot

[dan 🔻 @Oughta7]

@hankgreen soccer would be better if they divided the field into a defensive and neutral and offensive zone and perhaps if they had big walls around the whole thing instead of lines on the ground

[dan 🔻 @Oughta7]

@Htwogamedesign @hankgreen is there a rule in soccer that stops 4 of the defenders from laying down horizontally in front of the goal

[ltm @legotrillermoth]

mitch mcconnell showing up to work tomorrow with a big frankenstein scar on his forehead and a much gayer voice than before

[kendall roy apologist @KendalApologist]

My review for it is timeless

[dan 🔻 @Oughta7]

i am susceptible to propaganda (not derogatory) because i am fully invested in argentina being stopped now

[nihilism disrespecter @meaning_enjoyer]

poly works if you do it the french way but not if you do it the california way

[dan 🔻 @Oughta7]

@wolfsxblood24 the oven conveyer belt was so fuckin gas man

[Zachary @wolfsxblood24]

How the fuck did Quiznos collapse and Subway thrived?

[dan 🔻 @Oughta7]

feeling the longing again :(

[Arsha🐴🎧⚧️ @theymergirl]

I want to be them for Halloween