Luigi de Guzman

5x Jeopardy Champ. Migrating (slowly) to mastodon: @[email protected]

[Luigi de Guzman @ouij]

Still kind of amazed. I was on #Jeopardy last night…and I won? This does feel like a dream

[Kelly Carlin-McCall @kelly_carlin]

Holy shit. I’m crying.

[Luigi de Guzman @ouij]

Long shot: Claire in Colonial Village, I found something that you might want back. I’ve put it on the telephone pole at Queens’ Lane and Rhodes. Hope you find it.
#arlington #arlva

[Luigi de Guzman @ouij]

@J_Dot_J I thought about the monastery and someone told me she wouldn’t let me go. I never tested her. One of my life’s great regrets

[Luigi de Guzman @ouij]

Dear democrats if you do this I promise I will go full Baader-Meinhof

[Robert Costa @costareports]

News: some Democratic donors and officials are reaching out to Sen. Joe Manchin to consider standing for the presidential nomination, per two people familiar with the discussions

[Luigi de Guzman @ouij]

We are so back @wmata

[Luigi de Guzman @ouij]

Here I was thinking I was lucky to get a 7000-series. Car 7304, eastbound Silver Line @wmata

[Luigi de Guzman @ouij]

Real ones remember

[Luigi de Guzman @ouij]

Jesus fucking Christ Google. “When you refine a search, Google may include search results other than news content” I AM REFINING IT TO FIND NEWS CONTENT WHAT THE FUCK.

I swear Internet search is collapsing back to the Altavista days.

[Luigi de Guzman @ouij]

@berkeyeric Bus. Lanes.

[Luigi de Guzman @ouij]

All the cool kids are doing it

[Alan Fisher @alanthefisher]

90% of the "European food fixed me" or "European food made me loose 10lbs" posts is literally just people from car dependent suburbs enjoying walkable cities and not noticing

[Luigi de Guzman @ouij]

@ssabb05 @JimmyTraina @SBJ it's NBC, which means we'll get Bob Costas for some reason

[Luigi de Guzman @ouij]

Victoria, semper victrix. Masterful performance @GraceWithAnO

[Juveria Zaheer @juveriazaheer]

All hail the Queen! Victoria Day in Canada was Monday, Victoria Day worldwide is today. Happy Coronation Day to the best, @GraceWithAnO ❤️❤️

[Luigi de Guzman @ouij]

@K_NoiseWaterMD it does, however, have implications for the naval situation in the Arctic Sea, as well as new relevance and importance to NORAD's early warning capabilities.

[MLB @MLB]

A broadcaster mistook Guardians pitcher Ben Lively for Blake Lively, and Blake Lively actually responded 😂

"Well. Cat's outta the bag. I'm a highly professional baseball player on the side."

[Luigi de Guzman @ouij]

Looks like my anxieties are not unfounded https://t.co/birOsTS04h

[Luigi de Guzman @ouij]

@Nytalite @wmata Also, given that @wmata has had problems on the 7000s with things as basic as “making sure the wheels are the right distance apart,” I still get pretty uneasy if I hear something creak on a 7000 series car.

[Luigi de Guzman @ouij]

@LMurphyDC It’s so pathetic

[Luigi de Guzman @ouij]

This person should be named and shamed. Cheating on a pop quiz YOU SIGNED UP FOR that gets you NOTHING is the surest sign that you are an absolute loser.

[Luigi de Guzman @ouij]

@Nytalite @wmata Also, given that @wmata has had problems on the 7000s with things as basic as “making sure the wheels are the right distance apart,” I still get pretty uneasy if I hear something creak on a 7000 series car.

[Luigi de Guzman @ouij]

Car 7739, loud metallic creaking. Could be nothing. Could be…yeah. Sounds like someone bending the whole damn car as it goes round a curve. @wmata

[Luigi de Guzman @ouij]

@Nytalite @wmata This did not sound like the brakes being applied