me: *calling the greatest rapper of all time*
*kayne west picks up*
me: ummmm i said greatest rapper????
*the stupendium comes and takes their phone back*
the stupendium: whoops idk how they got my phone 😂😂��😅
my momma so poor she walks down the road with one shoe 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 and if you ask her if she lost a shoe she says no i found one 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭