Emma Kelly

[Kath 💙🙀🇪🇺✊🏾 @KathyBurke]

Our country is broken says the cunt who broke it.

[Censored Men @CensoredMen]

🇵🇸🇮🇱 Rabbi Elhannan Beck on Palestine - Israel.

“The Palestinians don’t hate Jews.

They hate occupiers.”

[Emma Kelly @ouramma]

@daraobriain @Shelter @centrepointuk @PassageCharity @StPetrocks in Exeter do excellent work here

[Emma Kelly @ouramma]

@PatrickSmyth Devastated

[Emma Kelly @ouramma]

@jamesgracey

[Fesshole🧻 @fesshole]

When I was a aged 7, I thought the best way to make friends was to pretend I could talk to ghosts. Two sisters from the estate came round & I started acting possessed as if talking to their dead grandpa. They ran away screaming & have avoided me for 20+ years now.

[Emma Kelly @ouramma]

@CalRyder parenting win.

[Fesshole🧻 @fesshole]

I was an irresponsible parent that used to smoke weed weekly. I stopped when one night I saw my 4 year old talking to a doppelgänger. I was so high I forgot I had fucking twins. My shocked reaction nearly led to a divorce with the wife

[Emma Kelly @ouramma]

Never change Ireland, never change.

[RTÉ News @rtenews]

The Hail Mary has been voted Ireland's favourite prayer at the National Ploughing Championships https://t.co/QrlsCurn2Z

[Emma Kelly @ouramma]

@jamesgracey

[Fesshole🧻 @fesshole]

As a former librarian I know that dormant books end up in the bin or pulped if they're not taken out in a while. Every month I go to my local library and take out a classic old book so they don't end up at risk.

[Emma Kelly @ouramma]

@CalRyder Orko?

[Emma Kelly @ouramma]

Hello,
@marksandspencer
Why do none of you girl's grey school dresses (& only one skirt) have pockets but every single pair of boy's trousers & Shorts do? @EverydaySexism

[Emma Kelly @ouramma]

@SaraONeillArt I know, even the thought of it 🤢

[Emma Kelly @ouramma]

@CalRyder The old guy in the pharmacy though, too funny.

[Emma Kelly @ouramma]

@RMTunion Caught the train with my daughter yesterday. The man at the ticket office gave her her own special ticket with a train punched out of it. She was delighted. A ticket machine can't do that.

[Emma Kelly @ouramma]

@CalRyder

[Charlotte Strawbridge @DearUniverse_cs]

Wolf didn’t need to be rescued. She was as fearless as she was wild.
She didn’t need to be completed. She knew she already had magic in her soul.
She did, however, long to be loved. Loved as fiercely as she was capable of loving.
#SheWolf

[Emma Kelly @ouramma]

@redkingcraw Thank you, you were looking for puffins and got your faces painted. She's now jumping off the furniture flapping her hands pretending to be a puffin.

[Emma Kelly @ouramma]

@redkingcraw hello, my daughter is currently watching you on cbeebies and would like to know how old Sandy is?

[Refugee Council 🧡 @refugeecouncil]

🧵 Today we publish a report showing that the majority of those men, women and children who cross the Channel on small boats would be granted asylum in the UK because they are fleeing war and persecution. Here’s how the Home Office tried to rubbish our report last night….

[Emma Kelly @ouramma]

@WriterHannahBT We've had them nesting somewhere behind the facia board for the last 2 summers.

[Channel 4 News @Channel4News]

This one graph shows England's NHS crisis in a way you've never seen it before.