Bilal Uqdah

Raconteur, man about town, low level bureaucrat

[lil bump stock (FIRE RYAN DAY) @m_booker1]

slurs you haven’t even heard of are being used in the DeVito household after he got benched for Tyrod

[Desus MF Nice💯 @desusnice]

"tell chubb rock he's next" - barbara walters after tossing sage steele

[Lynx 💛 @LustrousLynx]

Who made this 💀🤭 #JasonAldean

[Hard Drive @HardDriveMag]

Twitter Heavily Considering Removing ‘Tweet’ Button

https://t.co/RTiM3QUdjU

[I Smoked Mitch McConnell's Brain @BlackKnight10k]

There really should be some kind of rule that if you get convicted under the Espionage Act, that all your Supreme Court appointments have to ride to the titanic with a playstation controller if they want to keep their jobs.

[Kharg Island Margaritaville @canderaid]

Biden gave 5.6% of the defence budget to Ukraine, and what did he get for it? Other than the complete internal collapse of America’s greatest and longest running geopolitical enemy, I mean

[K @rewit23]

Ja Morant when its time to go IG Live:

[The r/BillSimmons Podcast @rBillSimmonsPod]

“Sir, Tatum is 1-13. The Sixers have cut it to two.”

[Third Coast Uno @StepbackUno]

"Jayson Tatum" "Celtics fans" "Jaylen Brown" "Boston crowd" "Celtics culture

[👨🏼‍🦲Jeff✌🏼☝🏼🖐🏼 @Philly_Bul215]

Howie Roseman to the other 31 organizations in the league #FlyEaglesFly

[Bill Barnwell @billbarnwell]

Update

[Hanif Abdurraqib @NifMuhammad]

Budenholzer was chillin on the sidelines like “damn this game good as hell”

[ultima victorianarum @njsilvadyne]

every european election:
🔵 The People's Democrats (center-right) - 31%
🔴 Soviet Worker's Party (center/center-left) - 22%
⚫️ Citizen's Forum (fascist) - 19%
🟠 Wow! (center) - 11%
🟣 Friendship Is Magic (left) - 9%
🟢 Green Party - 8%

[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

protestant megachurches vacuum up millions of tax free dollars a year and yet not one of their reverends have been able to approach this level of drip. this is how you know which church is chosen by the Lord.

[Jeff Tiedrich @itsJeffTiedrich]

pro tip: if German children can learn about why Anne Frank hid, Florida children can learn about why Rosa Parks refused to sit in the back of the bus. what are people you so fucking afraid of

[Bilal Uqdah @OurBlick]

@diannaESPN Didn’t New York just go through with this with the Nets?

[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

checking wikipedia and seeing mac mcclung transferred out of georgetown seven months before January 6th