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I used to use this app

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I’m thinking about opening a coffee shop that also does COVID testing. Calling it The Coughy House. Watch the money poor in.

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The CDC now recommends if the elevator tries to bring you down, Go crazy, punch a higher floor

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This Boxing Day remember, Jake Paul is the reason for the season.

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Put Saturn back in Saturnalia!

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Love is not saying a word to your father in law while he effortlessly hoofs old man farts standing and walking through his living room as you reset up his tv configurations for the 7th time this year. #corinthians13

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The Twelve Days of Christmas adds up to some dude giving someone else 50 people and 28 birds. Were people cheaper than birds back in the day?!

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I can’t believe Peter Parker was a ghost the whole time. #SpiderManNoWayHome

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If we as a society held our politicians to the same standard we hold our actors, athletes, coaches, and comedians to, we might actually achieve the things we have proposed would move us forward.

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For those soccer fans with no football knowledge, now is your Bizarro Ted Lasso moment in Jacksonville.

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@danozzi When Robin Hood split that arrow in half inside the bullseye.

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If you legally change your name to I, you can speak in first and third person at once. Literally doubling your communication skills.

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We never once saw Bing Crosby dreaming or writing a single Christmas card during the entire duration of White Christmas.

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I miss the good ol’ days of nostalgia.

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Life is good, but it be a hell of a lot better if RTJ5 was in my ears and coursing through my veins. @KillerMike @therealelp take your time but hurry up!

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All I want for Christmas is you gone. #AddAWordRuinAChristmasSong

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The way the SEC has such control over market manipulation and college football is shocking.

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I’m no marketing genius but must beg the question. Why the movie Sing 2 was not named “Sing Encore”. @illumination I’m available for future endeavors.

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What’s the statute of limitations on wall money?

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@kylekinane My wife scheduled a gig for our food truck 3 miles from you during both of your shows tonight. We are still married, but I’m starting to have my doubts. Any chance you’ll do a midnight set in a two car garage in the suburbs? Bring Dave. I’ll make grilled cheese.

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This Cyber Monday, please give thanks and remember that Cyber died for our sins.

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#DeltaVariant now sounds like a bonus level. #Omicron sounds more like a final boss.