Innocent Family

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[Innocent Family @ourinnocentfam]

My mom won't stop arguing about three sums with my teacher and I think it's great she has taken a profound interest in my studies

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My daughter told me she was going to get stoned tonight. What laws have she broken ?! WHY IS THIS STILL A LEGAL FORM OF PUNISHMENT!?

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My daughter thinks she's a unicorn. She told me she was horny

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My daughter says she hates milk, yet when I came home it was all over her face!

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My daughter told a boy she likes it long and thick, I'm glad she is saving herself for the right kind of gentleman!

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I overheard my daughter telling a boy she wants his pencil in her sharpener. I'm glad they are so prepared for school!

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I heard my son's girlfriend saying "i NEED the D" she must have got the wrong size battery

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I hear my mother moaning, I think she stubbed her toe again

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My daughter is always talking about how she likes anacondas so I bought her one but she just screamed and ran out of the room

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I hid the cat, dad said he wants to pound the pussy

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My son needs to stop eating lunch in his bedroom, he spills mayo all over his bed

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I keep finding ripped up rubber gloves in my sons bedroom

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My parents must be having a party upstairs, all I hear is screaming and pounding!

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I overheard my daughter tell her boyfriend she likes it hard. Glad to know she is challenging herself in school!

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My daughters boyfriend is always talking about 'bumming' her. I'm glad he cares about the homeless community!

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I am really concerned for my daughters relationships! Whenever her boyfriend is over all he screams is "OH GOD" over and over

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I kept on hearing my son telling his girlfriend how he eats her cake so I went to the store and bought him his own

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My daughters boyfriend says they make good truffle butter, I'm so glad she can cook!

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I hate cleaning up my sons room!! I can never get this weird tasting mayo out of his bed and carpet

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I think moms cooking has really improved, after dinner my brother and his girlfriend went in his room and wouldn't stop screaming