King Krab

Author of ''The Degenerate Journey: Homeless to Poker Pro'' now available on Amazon.

[King Krab @ourkingkrab]

Celebration day! I’ve just launched the ebook edition of “The Degenerate Journey”!! Thanks for the support everyone!

[King Krab @ourkingkrab]

So I'm in Thailand atm, beautiful country.

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Who else feels like this 😂

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My whole life.

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Depression is like a war. You either win or die trying. #RIPChester

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"Your generation won't have any dreams come true."- Homer Simpson
#deep #simpsons #pokerphilosphy #reallife #ElonMusk #wendys

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Gonna try my first Amsterdam hooker tonight! #goDutch #flyingDutchman #pokerprostitute

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when we get high why do we have a need to tell other people? "Dude.... I'm so fucking hiiiiiiigh..." #stonerquestions

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I think smoking pot turned me into a socialist.
https://t.co/lepHXTJVwZ
#capitalism #freedomfighter #pokersmoker

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"Back then they didn't want me, now I'm hot they all on me." - @MikeJonesWaPo

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@jmoontasri Yo James I played poker with you at the @HUSTLERCASINOLA about a year back. Hows the fighting going?

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Happy 420 motherfuckers!

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Why the fuck are pine nuts more expensive than weed?

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A goal without a plan is just a dream. #2017 #happynewyear #pokerboom2.0 #stacksOnStacksOnStacks

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Christmas break is when I smoke the most fucking weed.

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@melindamithka hey meli! I'm travelling throughout the netherlands! Amsterdam, Rotterdam, Gouda, etc :) how's ur christmas been?

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Alcohol and the holidays, a dangerous mix. spread the word. #snowmen

[Thamagiciann @D_Rip_]

@ourkingkrab Yes..but im glad you don't Cuz you wouldn't be a Hella of a poker playa! Boom!

[King Krab @ourkingkrab]

I'm not sitting next to a crying baby on the train. I'm sitting next to some adults, watching a crying baby on youtube. On high volume #fml

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As a guy, Does not liking sports make me a weirdo?