lucy

call me scooby cos I can’t doo this anymore

[ѕєиɪ @zalatwicc]

can i come over and do this

[Rothmus 🏴 @Rothmus]

Real

[Skoog @Skoog]

i’ll beat that

[eleanor @elearor]

i got hospitalised for my twilight addiction and they put me in the ed ward

[Astro Poets @poetastrologers]

Air signs

[lucy @ourluce]

@RALENTlS @MonopolyPhonic god help whoever gets number 42 !!

[paige @BonerWizard]

this is how your email finds me

[Nick Pettigrew @Nick_Pettigrew]

If I spend the rest of my life writing comedy I may never write something as funny as shouting “Get tae fuck, ya junkie” at an Orca:

[lucy @ourluce]

Someone on a shitposting group I’m in said this is their Roman Empire and they’re so right https://t.co/ZQjufwA5bM

[Gaga Daily @gagadaily]

Can’t believe this Lady Gaga and The Muppets performance is real and not something I made up while high

[lucy @ourluce]

Dog and cat sitting night 1… I have been brought 1 dead mouse and 2 LIVE ones to chase around the house at this hour 😭

[Carol Sturka Shady Facts @clairoslings]

I GOT TICKETS IM SEEING TAYLOR AT ANFIELD

[lucy @ourluce]

I need an ‘I survived the Taylor Swift presale’ badge 😮‍💨 wow that was bad… but no where near as bad as getting Peter Kay tickets was hahah

[lucy @ourluce]

Oh god just imagine if he brought out @florencemachine for his Tiny Dancer duet!!

[lucy @ourluce]

Proper ugly crying watching Elton John over here

[milk @milkstrology]

mulan is for fixed signs who grew up and now frequently say to people “i’ll just do it myself”