Kouta

see here for mostly garbage and ridiculous tweets

[Kouta @outakontrol]

2 things;
Who puts pumpkin on fucking pizza & why is there even level 2 and 1 on the electric blanket cable? 3 is the only option

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@adampeacock3 give that goal to victory last week that was called a foul, and they held on to win in Adelaide, with this rounds results victory finish second. #ALeague

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@PaulWilliams_12 Hey buddy, are their still tickets to tonight's show with SAM Campbell?

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Anyone else reckon their needs to be a new sized zip lock bag inbetween the sandwich and medium size bags?

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Why do cafes insist on using small shitty mugs for cappuccinos? Feel so gay drinking holding these little side handles

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@dambler33 Yes, new phone 😭

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Taking off ya fucking shoes and socks as soon as you finish a client meeting and whacking on your things is also one of life's simplest pleasures

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Putting on brand new socks is one of life's simplest pleasures

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Today's just one of those days were you think to yourself, was Harry novillo really a professional footballer? #surelynot #hack

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Fuck me, just put on some new car seat covers and it was such a cunt.

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Life of kouta #wildaboutwood

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7-11 coffee is better than most over priced cafes going around, if you haven't had a crack, try it. #morning #coffee

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Bring back all the #melbourneisred tweets @HarryKewell

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I fucking hate doing the daily Insta and FB shit, maybe it is time to resurrect the tweets #rw40 #cyclonekouta

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How is that not an own goal, hit from Zullo is off target, deflected goal bound from Durante. #SYDvWEL #ALeague

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@triplejplays @Drake Top ten this banger!!

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@triplejplays @donaldglover Anybody else think this song is boring?

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I'm still alive

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Cheers to a sweet fucking day yesterday lads!! 😃👌#fuckme #loose #goodtimes

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Hey ATO fuck off you cunts