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Work harder than you dream. UVA alum #757 #Celtics

[alain🏒 @penaltyk1ll]

every time I think I understand soccer they add twenty minutes to the clock and I’m too afraid to ask why

[✧ ჩინგიზ ✧ || 🌐🇺🇳 @_probka]

“phd”
“18-25”

💀💀💀💀💀💀

[Nicky💕 @jas_d_barbie]

Nobody wants to admit it, but Google was enough.

[X @Xouy17]

The older I get, I cannot listen to people complain all day, everyday..

[Andrew Guenther @codebrewed]

I love how TSA rules are different at every airport and they look at you like you're a fucking idiot when you don't speak their regional dialect of security theater.

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

It’s very craży that 70-80 year olds are generally seen as unemployable due to physical and mental decline BUT we're allowing them to run our ENTIRE country.

[🏀Chris🏀 @_ChrisFrom502]

The fact that ya’ll waiting on 40+ year old man on the back end of his career…Instead of building your schedule around your young stars is a NBA problem…Not a LeBron problem

[SUPER BOOWWLL 🚽 SUPPPERR BRRROOOWWWNNNS 😒 @The_1nine]

Yall let a 5’3” dude average a double double nightly. Give it a rest

[Cross🥋 @DETcross21]

People who punch their coworkers normally get fired

[Peter Burns @PeterBurnsESPN]

Roger Goodell looking at how FIFA has a 3rd place game

[Big Red Takes @B1GRedTakes]

Get ready to learn “Purdue Boilermakers” young man

[D’brickshaw Ferguson @Dbrickshaw69420]

Didn’t play good golf today so I’m punishing myself with nosebleeds in my own apartment

[BRS @Bryce_Estelle]

I really wish people would just stick to the words that they know, instead of just using random ones for funsies

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Jets fans watching a scoreless primetime game at MetLife

[Sean Cranston @themoviedadsc]

Wives anytime they see their husband relaxing:

[The Pettiest Laker Fan 🤫 @ThePettiestLA]

If I do something wrong at work I can lose my job

[O.A @snrmanOA]

Don’t know why you guys don’t like doing nice things for your friends and families.

[☆ ★ @imfynerthanfyne]

And he's right cus leave him or shut up about it

[☯️ @FLACKO444]

women went crazy with dat “you only like the idea of me” cause you right! i got to know you and said oh hell nah.

[rod @ItsAllRod]

They on twitter saying $130K not worth putting in a lil work for.