cole

i had a podcast once

[Lotte @diapergirI]

Being depressed as someone who has experienced depression since like 10 years old doesn’t really affect my day anymore. It’s just like fuuuckkk I’m really lazy and gay today

[hotdog enjoyer @littlehater420]

we got this heatwave cause you daft cunts wouldn’t stop telling chatgpt about your day

[¿ @umlarp]

courage the reasonably scared dog

[krill @anthraxp1mp]

You couldnt last a day in my jorts

[Adika @Adikastakes]

At this point English speaking twitter is a waste of time 😭😭😭

[leaf123 @notaweirdgirl]

everyone is vaping and its really scary because who is going to blow down the pigs houses

[blaire @pissshit90001]

No one can spike my drink cuz I be chugging it down while the bartender is still pouring it

[☆ ★ @imfynerthanfyne]

i just called 911 accidentally and the operator picked up and asked if i’m okay. i said "yes sorry that was an accident" he hung up in my face 😭😭😭😭😭😭 now what if the killer was forcing me to say that????? he didn't even try a little bit 😭😭

[Fashion Ruined My Life @frmlfr]

Not true. You can use it for cooking and if you drink it your hands stop shaking.

[cole @outerbanksy]

wrong, i get gay off that tequila

[First Doctor @FirstDoctor]

Alcohol has no single benefit. Zero. Not one.

[frank bullitt @the_blueprint]

we can acknowledge the health risks of alcohol without pretending that getting drunk isn't fun as hell

[27. @dimvji]

oversharing online is so important cause what if someone needed to know that

[James🔻 @GoodVibePolitik]

Do yall ever shut the fuck up oh my god

[ᶜᵒᵘʳᵗ @tropicaIghost]

i’d probably get kicked off of love island for saying “i’m going to kill myself” after every single thing that happens

[Tierra @callhertee]

I can’t believe OJ said he scared to walk down the street cause he might b standing next to the killer

[✭ 🅑🅤🅑🅑🅐 ✭ @BubbatheOG]

Racism is NOT a touchy subject if you’re not fucking racist.

[⋆ rachel ⋆ @racheIaIi]

mind you we wouldn’t be this extreme heatwave if yous twats could make a shopping list or plan a holiday or i dont know write a fucking email without using ai

[miri @eggoslug]

the dead horse is beating me

[mikaela @jfruityx]

Rapist btw.

[Neil @NeilLfc_5]

BBC acknowledging Partey is a rapist. Fair play