𝔰𝔢𝔵𝔶 𝔩𝔢𝔵𝔦

my love language is frog memes ₍ᐢ..ᐢ₎

[normal person @Trollacoaster]

i had to quit drinking because i got too popular

[𝔰𝔢𝔵𝔶 𝔩𝔢𝔵𝔦 @outkastdead]

@phnxrisingg really? i feel like they’ve been pretty bad since 2019 but there were actually a few decent ones this year

[𝔰𝔢𝔵𝔶 𝔩𝔢𝔵𝔦 @outkastdead]

@r0ckstar4ngel LA fs people touch carbs in NY

[Moira Donegan @MoiraDonegan]

There are lovers you forget and sandwiches that haunt you for the rest of your life.

[j @grimeywonder1]

american imagining a better time: “remember when walmart was open at night”

[rowan @calicosmall]

It's saying my dasher hasn't been born yet

[onion ring @oniunring]

hang on guys im trying to think of something funny to say

[Buck @Buck36043Buck]

I make plans that my Car cannot even begin to comprehend

[mars @bajablstdeeznut]

I have a Crunch on You

[🐳 @2001V01]

I have no idea how big a medium shirt should be anymore. Could mean anything

[josephine @notnonicegal]

If an alien abducted me I would say Ok

[chad @badboychadhoy]

New slurs for people obsessed with AI:
- botlicker (like bootlicker but bot)

that’s actually all I’ve concocted but I think it’s okay

[𝔰𝔢𝔵𝔶 𝔩𝔢𝔵𝔦 @outkastdead]

@JacobJohnHoward HAHAHAH

[user @user84829272]

From a very young age I knew something was wrong with everyone else

[hannah @crankhart]

I have postpartum depression from rebirthing myself

[schizzy @crybabybuick]

I’ll be a cigarette in my next life

[harm ❤️‍🔥🪬🗡️ @harmzdealer]

[recalling things I have done] ah yeahh haha I did that because I was evil. yeah I was evil at the time lol yeah my bad

[Spencer Agnew @Spennser]

OH BOY 3PM