LaurenMICHAELS

sensationally silly, cerebrally sardonic

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David C. MICHAELS Obituary: View David MICHAELS's Obituary by Dayton Daily News http://t.co/Yb9daAwE8W via @sharethis

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O captain my captain

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It can be no other way. This is not philosophy. It's physics."- ALBERT EINSTEIN (this guys got his shit together)

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"Everything is energy and that's all there is to it. Match the frequency of the reality you want and you cannot help but get that reality.

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truth: it's what's for dinner

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Soon you'll attain the stability you strive for
in the only way that it's granted
in a place among the fossils of our time.

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U try2keep Ur mind onwhatsgoin'down.Cant help but see the rhinoceros around us Then u wonder what u can be & u do what u can 2 get far &high

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i voted in a garage & since the ballot machine was out of order, I handed mine to a woman in the hopes it would get counted. stoner sabotage

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i voted. i changed my mind about asking for an extra 'i voted' sticker

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hot yoga challenge #537: the woman next to me isn't breathing; she's groaning just like my dog does when I rub his tummy. gotta focus

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down down under the earth goes another Mother...

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if what used to enhance creativity was boredom & the need to entertain oneself, will the future be filled with bores bc of overstimulation??

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i consider myself a super COMPASSIONATE person, but i am RUTHLESS when it comes to inconsiderate people

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i<3 Technology Pranks: in the WC w/ a huge pile of soap in your hands & the automated sink isn't turning on... & your flight is now boarding

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i love to complain about complainers

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i had to sneeze but couldn't & my head swallowed it back up-- i imagine having blue balls is a similar sensation.