Erin

If I would have known then what I know now...

[Erin @outofideas70]

@abbycush That doesn't even rhyme...

[Erin @outofideas70]

@LawrenceKS_PD Who has a beer at 9a? 😲

[Erin @outofideas70]

Isn't it weird how all the murderers, rapists & drug dealers in the US are illegal immigrants? Umm...what? 🙄

[Erin @outofideas70]

Anyone else wonder why all the people on the Sabra commercials have giant eyebrows?

[Lawrence Police @LawrenceKS_PD]

Just in time for this week's #LKPDTweetalong, we are launching a brand new tweetalong shirt, with all proceeds going to the Willow Domestic Violence Center. Can we sell 100 shirts and raise over $1,000? @WillowDVCenter https://t.co/OJgivYqkFh

[Erin @outofideas70]

When you just finished painting toe #6 in dark aqua & realize you forgot primer 😭😭😭

[Erin @outofideas70]

Thank you TV commercials for ruining virtually every song I listened to in the 80s

[Erin @outofideas70]

@WillAndGrace So glad you're back. I've missed you so. 😂😂😂😂😂

[Erin @outofideas70]

Time is infinite. OUR time is not. Don't spend it bitching, complaining & being offended. You'll miss all the good bits...

[Erin @outofideas70]

If you insist on riding my ass, it will take you twice as long to get where you're going. I promise. #BackTFOff

[Erin @outofideas70]

snap chat app is shit. I guess consistency counts for something tho, right?

[Erin @outofideas70]

House remodel. Husband sticks stud finder to his chest & it beeps. "Thats right" he says.

[Erin @outofideas70]

Pretty sure I would sleep until Sunday if I could. Stupid job.

[Erin @outofideas70]

My husband just said that I have to quit tanning before we go on vacation, or we might not be allowed to come back...