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[loren @outofstepx4]

I can’t believe after co-sleeping with Noah for 7 years and knuckie for 3, it only took a few days to break the habit. I feel ☺️🥹😞🥲🥺👍🏻👎🏻

[loren @outofstepx4]

40 days til 40 weeks 🙈

[loren @outofstepx4]

Me at my next appt

[Alexis @aleozimok]

There’s an ethereal almost religious energy coming from this photo of a pregnant guinea pig getting an ultrasound

[loren @outofstepx4]

Where’s my “I survived the 2.5 hr glucose test” sticker at 🥹

[loren @outofstepx4]

Thoroughly pissed it takes a whole ass 9 months to grow a bb 😤

[loren @outofstepx4]

@hernik_ My basement awaits ye

[loren @outofstepx4]

Love how orcs straight from creation are highly skilled metalsmiths

[hatsune mitski @zephanijong]

me when he picks something i don't want to eat after he asks me where i want to eat and i say i don't know

[𐙚 vivian @whos_vivian]

she’s a 10 but unbuttons her pants after she eats

[loren @outofstepx4]

Centereach? You mean the fireworks capital of America?

[loren @outofstepx4]

Still a 10

[brooke @BlokyzzOriginal]

He’s a 10 but he’s impossibly fast and strong. His skin is pale white and ice cold. His eyes change color, and sometimes he speaks like he’s from a different time. He never eats or drinks anything. He doesn’t go out in the sunlight.

[Cody Johnston @drmistercody]

The "we need schools to have one door" thing broke me.

[Kaye Foley @KayeFoley]

My toxic trait: Hmm, let me see if this food that normally hurts my stomach hurts my stomach TODAY.

[loren @outofstepx4]

My nightmare came true: in the bathroom during a fire drill 💀

[Letterboxd @letterboxd]

On The Mummy (1999) day, remembering the legendary letter Anwen wrote to us 🖋️

[loren @outofstepx4]

I only started 🔫tufting🔫 so I can breathe in as many lil fibers as Aaron does at work so we die at the same time one day

[loren @outofstepx4]

The nail lady asked if I was a tattooer. “No, I’m actually a teacher.” “OHHH so you teach how to tattoo.” Then I described what I do and I don’t think she believed me 🥲

[loren @outofstepx4]

@ByStarlight Paid $8 for slow Wi-Fi 🥲

[loren @outofstepx4]

Six hour Alaska airlines flight and no tv gtfoooooo