Elizabeth Baxa

Writer for Perry Mason on @HBO. 4.82-star Uber customer.

[Elizabeth Baxa @outofthebaxa]

Just had a lovely, heartwarming conversation with a @LEVIS customer service rep who tried to guess the origin of my last name and used the word “doggone.” Will take these little quarantine mercies where they come!

[Elizabeth Baxa @outofthebaxa]

@MayorOfLA #DefundPolice #PeoplesBudgetLA

[Herb J. Wesson, Jr. @HerbJWesson]

Today I, alongside my colleagues, will introduce a motion to replace LAPD officers with unarmed, non-law enforcement agencies who will be responsible for responding to non-violent calls for service.

[Elizabeth Baxa @outofthebaxa]

@SarahWatson42 YES I adopted my hilarious/appalling home state FL

[Elizabeth Baxa @outofthebaxa]

In a moment when there's so much to feel sad about, this lifted my heart: https://t.co/jAWpf2YG2P

[Caity Weaver @caityweaver]

Before my Nana died, my rule was any time I thought about her, I would call her. Never regretted doing it! I've since expanded the rule to other areas. For instance, any time I think about a bail fund, I donate. Never a bad time to help someone else: https://t.co/peDqCB0Mrg

[Jia Tolentino @jiatolentino]

My parents recently pointed out to me that some misinformation about them had been spreading online; it's since taken on a life of its own and morphed into petty internet gossip. I wish I hadn’t had to write this, but I wanted to make some things clear https://t.co/aEUa9QbjxD

[Elizabeth Baxa @outofthebaxa]

George Saunders is my ideal GPa https://t.co/SH2XwQPMTi via @NewYorker

[Yoko Ono @yokoono]

Start dancing... physically or in your mind.
Make sure to put on your favorite music for it. Keep dancing.

[Elizabeth Baxa @outofthebaxa]

Good thing we all learned the danger of financing debt with junk bonds in 2008...oh, um... *opens bottle of wine at 3:19 pm*

[Elizabeth Baxa @outofthebaxa]

Despite denying the appeal, #SCOTUS Justice Sonia Sotomayor wrote that she remains hopeful that Texas courts will ensure “full and fair” consideration of #RodneyReed’s innocence. https://t.co/QUMmqfA6AM

[Elizabeth Baxa @outofthebaxa]

I wanna stay informed, but the news really feels like LA traffic rn -- simultaneous harrowing and tedious

[LIZZO @lizzo]

On the left was when I worked for liberty taxes, as a sign spinner... on the right is my @nbcsnl debut.

Don’t stop.. we need you. Your time is coming.

[Elizabeth Baxa @outofthebaxa]

Merry Christmas from Biff World https://t.co/irJRKcnkhY via ⁦@nytimes⁩

[Elizabeth Baxa @outofthebaxa]

I just learned you can untag yourself from Instagram photos, but now I read this and it’s like holy shit I’ve gotta get on FaceTune plus IRL FaceTune https://t.co/Eg4AdutCug

[Elizabeth Baxa @outofthebaxa]

Even this...just...what

[Elizabeth Baxa @outofthebaxa]

whoever was hardcore enough to file this class action...BLESS YOU

[Elizabeth Baxa @outofthebaxa]

One fun thing about LA is that here negativity feels like a naughty indulgence

[m @msnetik]

🎵NYC
Just got here this morning
Three bucks
Two bags
One me

[Kristen Arnett @Kristen_Arnett]

everytime someone talks about florida being weird i get mad but then i remember the guy who dresses like business dracula and hangs out at my walgreens every night and i am like well maybe they have a point

[Fred Guttenberg @fred_guttenberg]

@FLOTUS Melania, I agree children should be left out of politics. Do you give same advice to your husband? On the day I buried my 14 year old daughter, he politicized her murder and tweeted this lie blaming her murder on the Russia investigation. This was hurtful to my family.