Michael Stratton

Writer, actor, magician, customer service rep. Not listed from most-to-least profitable. He/Him.

[Michael Stratton @outrageous42ne]

If Trump taps Katie Britt as his VP, I'll be very disappointed if @colbertlateshow doesn't enlist Amy Adams to play her on the regular

[Michael Stratton @outrageous42ne]

I won't sugar coat it: Katie Britt has a serious shot of getting the lead in the middle school spring play

[Michael Stratton @outrageous42ne]

If it hadn't been for the accompanying text, I would never have known this cake pop was a smiling bee and not a cat who's watching a movie with his parents and didn't know about the sex scene

[Michael Stratton @outrageous42ne]

Okay but at first glance I literally thought this was a promo still for some kind of musical comedy series on Peacock.

#CrazyExBoyfriend

[Michael Stratton @outrageous42ne]

"Norman, you always have beer. Why don't you try something new?"

"Diane, I'd rather stick an R2 unit in my butt and then moon a colony of Jawas."

[Michael Stratton @outrageous42ne]

"Afternoon, everybody."

"NORM!"

"How's it going, Norm?"

"I find my lack of beer disturbing."

#StarWars

[Michael Stratton @outrageous42ne]

"You want a beer?"

"I want a beer. Boy, Sam, you're getting real good at those Jedi mind tricks."

[Michael Stratton @outrageous42ne]

@liandolan I just finished your book The Sweeney Sisters. Thank you for this wonderful story.

(I listened to the audio version, so kudos as well to @brit_pressley for her fantastic narration.)

[Michael Stratton @outrageous42ne]

@OurLadyKate Best one I've read in recent memory is The Ocean At the End of the Lane, by Neil Gaiman. It's a quick read, but still beautiful and haunting.

[Michael Stratton @outrageous42ne]

Cause I've still got
A lot of blood left to drink

[Michael Stratton @outrageous42ne]

Like a small bat
In a bellfry
Ready to set
All of hell free

My diet's liquid-based
To keep myself healthy
Still I won't show up
In a mirror selfie

[Michael Stratton @outrageous42ne]

My power's blood-drawn
And I'll party til dawn
Playing my fright song

And I don't really care what anyone else might thiii-iiink...