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Girlfriend: give it to me now I'm so fucking wet!!!

Boyfriend: fuck off this is my umbrella

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How do you fit 4 gay guys on a bar stool?
Flip it upside down.

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What's the difference between A gay guy & a fridge?

A fridge doesn't fart when you take the meat out.

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This is so true haha! #Girls #FriendZone

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The extremely awkward moment when an ugly person calls themselves ugly.

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What's the difference between a penis and a bonus?
Your wife will always blow your bonus!

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One of the funniest gif's i've ever seen http://t.co/azY2FnRA

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I wonder what fish smelled like before women went swimming?

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If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you!

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Never get into fights with ugly people, they have nothing to lose.

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If you're gonna be two-faced, at least make one of them pretty.

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A guy says to a salesgirl, "I want to buy some toilet paper." She says, "What colour?" He says, "Just give me white, I'll colour it myself."

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My sexual preference is often.

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via @Bar_man_larry What does a pizza boy and a gynaecologist have in common? They can both smell it, but they can't eat it.

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Yo mamma's so fat, she's on both sides of the family.

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Yo mamma's so fat, her picture weighs ten pounds.

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Yo mama is so ugly she walked into a huanted house and came out with an application.

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How do five gay men walk? In One Direction.

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What was the biggest oxymoron of the 1990's? Microsoft Works!