I really need Mariah the scientist to gather all the people that look like her in a music video in a laboratory and pretend she’s cloning them and they malfunction and the song is about how a man keeps trying to find her in all his replacements but she’ll always be the original.
Y’all worried about if your son is gay whole time his favorite color is 7 because y’all been boiling fabulouso, dipping braiding hair, & cooking crack all in the same pot you cook his hamburger helper in. Go to hell.