riley

off brand hot sauce connoisseur, minnesota twins fan, once ate too many uncrustables

[riley @outsidethomas]

so you’re telling me that the government knew about an impossibly large red dog and didn’t at least TRY to weaponize it?

[riley @outsidethomas]

@NFCNorthNewss @nflmx it gets to a point man

[riley @outsidethomas]

@lids LIDS PLEASE I NEED THIS FOR MY HOMIE WHOS BALDING AND GETS ZERO BITCHES PLEASE

[riley @outsidethomas]

@MNSportsCards @Twins is this ragebait or are you fucking stupid

[riley @outsidethomas]

@the_det_times my buddy jamo? who works in engineering? yea man i dont think he plays football but idk i haven’t seen him in a minute

[riley @outsidethomas]

@warriors @Rakuten the poopoo peepee alternates

[riley @outsidethomas]

@thekodymartin @BlakeHHarris the sweeper on pitch 2 was a lot lower than that graph is implying

[riley @outsidethomas]

this girl tweaking on my couch got me doing 5 digit addition

[Jake @JebSPN]

Dear PCA, thanks for the memories. #MagicBrew

[riley @outsidethomas]

@EmbraceNAmplify @kirby_bio @PurpleForTheWin find god

[riley @outsidethomas]

charlie kirk was a coverup to distract you from the fact that one of these guys just came out as japanese

[NFL @NFL]

It's Jayden vs. Jordan on TNF ✨

WASvsGB – Tonight 8:15pm ET on Prime Video
Also streaming on @NFLPlus

[riley @outsidethomas]

@SteaknShake yall burgers taste like poop from a butt

[riley @outsidethomas]

@MVPrielipp buxton and ryan are still on the team btw

[Minnesota Twins @Twins]

DUBS IN THE CHAT!

🚨 Repost now to win a #MNTwins snapback hat signed by the StudBudz!

[riley @outsidethomas]

@Twins please win a game

[riley @outsidethomas]

6am and she’s making ants on a log… yall do not understand the vibes

[Kent Murphy @KentMurphy]

This legitimately might be the best throw in baseball history

[riley @outsidethomas]

someone PLEASE let me hold 100-200K @elonmusk @playboicarti @GuyFieri

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

The suit that Tobey Maguire wore in ‘SPIDER-MAN 2’ will be auctioned off on September 4

The suit is estimated to sell for $100k - $200k

(Source: https://t.co/aqLV8J906m)

[riley @outsidethomas]

@zRinkawaii @Brewers “super hot rn”

[riley @outsidethomas]

@MLB pls pink bat pls