Somesh Sharma

A Good Guy, Btech in CSE, Content writer, Joke performer, Emcee, Stand Up Comedian and Broke. Not here for hookups. 📧 eMail me at [email protected]

[Somesh Sharma @outstationcomic]

Stupid @jio_fiber doesn’t work most of the times. I guess time to switch to Airtel now.

[Somesh Sharma @outstationcomic]

@RailwaySeva @DRMJodhpurNWR Sorted now.

[Somesh Sharma @outstationcomic]

@RailMadad
AC too warm. Please make it cooler. PNR: 8540447161.
Urgent help needed. Thanks.

[Somesh Sharma @outstationcomic]

@IRCTCofficial I haven’t received the refund yet

[Somesh Sharma @outstationcomic]

@IRCTCofficial Can you look into this @IRCTCofficial ?

[Somesh Sharma @outstationcomic]

@IRCTCofficial I got a call stating they are from irctc. They asked me to share screen to setup my ewallet on the irctc app. Please confirm if it’s genuine. They used this number [phone]

[Somesh Sharma @outstationcomic]

I made a transaction yesterday with IRCTC but the ticket failed to book. I had to do it again for successful booking. Please refund me my amount from the 1st transaction
@IRCTCofficial
@RailMadad

[Somesh Sharma @outstationcomic]

@RailwaySeva @drmmumbaicr Here is the ticket

[Somesh Sharma @outstationcomic]

@RailwaySeva @drmmumbaicr I have a general ticket from Pune to Dadar. Was only in the coach from Kalyan to Thane for washroom when I observed this. Hence no PNR. But phone number is 9563434748

[Somesh Sharma @outstationcomic]

@RailMadad @WesternRly train 11020 Konarak Exp that is entering CSMT soon has some wheel issue below the seats 1-8 of coach S4. If not smoothened can get worse and be dangerous. Constant jerks on every rotation of the wheel. Please look into this urgently.

[Somesh Sharma @outstationcomic]

@VijaySales order no. 7000235836

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@VijaySales what shitty service man
In a city like Mumbai also your bluetooth speaker delivery is delayed by 5 days now. Have some shame at least. Yesterday one of your customer care reps said they’ll arrange a callback in 2 hrs. That is also delayed by a day now.

[Somesh Sharma @outstationcomic]

@FlixBus I am facing an issue with your Mumbai- Indore bus and the operator is not willing to help.
My seat has terrible odour.
We have a seat empty yet he is denying to shift me and has asked me to get a confirmation from you. Please help urgently.

[Somesh Sharma @outstationcomic]

@dominos_india
I am stuck with an order where there has been no update. Store phone is also switched off. Kindly help at the earliest.

[Somesh Sharma @outstationcomic]

Train ki ticket lene mein hi darr lagta hai k kahin meri hi permanent ticket na katt jaaye. 😬💀

#TrainAccident
#IndianRailways #Joke

[Somesh Sharma @outstationcomic]

Saare nightmares ek taraf aur golgappe/puchke ka aaloo meetha hona ek taraf.

#nightmare
#scar #trauma

[Somesh Sharma @outstationcomic]

UP ne BJP ke saath hum sab ke ex wala vartaav hi toh kiya hai, kya badi baat ho gayi?

#elections2024
#LokSabhElections2024
#up

[Somesh Sharma @outstationcomic]

Utte rishtedaar nahi hai jitno ko Office se chhutti ke liye maar diya hai maine.

#worklife
#office #job

[Somesh Sharma @outstationcomic]

Yeh humse zyada fuddu log school days ke jab life mein humse zyada better machaa dete hai toh ek alag acidity rahti hai poore jeevan.

#schoolfriends
#achievement
#life

[Somesh Sharma @outstationcomic]

Jis desh ne Kamasutra banaya, kabhi socha tha unki hi Yuva sookhe mein jeeyegi?

#pradhanmantrisambh0gy0y0jana
#saxsux