Jack

I’m just made up of caffeine and bad luck

[⭐️IT GIRL⭐️ @aliyahInterlude]

there’s just something so attractive abt ppl who aren’t conventionally attractive idk

[Jack @oval_sun]

When my daughter starts to fuss I just hand her my sunglasses and say Wassssuuuupp and she just goes 956 and forgets why she was mad

[Jack @oval_sun]

@DamianB_ Very on and off lol

[cold 🥑 @coldhealing]

queen alert

[Jon Cooper 🇺🇸 @joncoopertweets]

BREAKING: After a school said it will allow religious after-school programs, they are now forced under the law to permit the “After-School Satan Club.”

[Ty ☆ @cuteasstyy]

Y’all need to let Snapchat go fr

[Maren Morris @MarenMorris]

Maybe it’s 32, maybe it’s having a kid, but I’m not coming to your 8pm dinner invite.

HONEY, that is when I’m putting on face creams, I’m dimming the lights, the bra is off, the pen has been hit, I’m putting on The Office.

Blue Haired Specials only.

[Jack @oval_sun]

Incase you didn’t already know I’m here to assure you there is nothing you can do or say to convince a Hispanic mother that her baby boy is in the wrong. Nothing. Don’t bother.

[Aleksandra @felrija]

I need someone from The Witcher team to leak everything I am simply too nosy what kind of shit do you have to pull to make a LEAD ACTOR leave lmaooo

[X @xiorabella]

don't skip ur hoe phase. it will come back and haunt u when ur married.

[Jack @oval_sun]

With my whole heart I wish I could fucking sing

[Evi. @Sharon_evi]

My mum told me overdressing is her default because one day she went to the shops looking bummy and bumped into someone she knew. That person called her sisters in Nigeria and told them they should tell my mum to return to Nigeria because she looked like she was suffering💀

[Shannon @ShannonJCurtin]

My 8yo had the audacity to ask me why I cross my legs when I sneeze.

You, dude. You are the reason.

[Nelnet @Nelnet]

As a reminder, given today's student loan cancellation announcement, there's no immediate action needed on your part. You can view information at https://t.co/XAokvRCoUY.

[Jack @oval_sun]

I’m gonna see MCR tomorrow and prolly sob the whole time

[Jack @oval_sun]

All I want for my bday is a spiropapa and that’s what I’ll fucking get

[Jack @oval_sun]

You ever wake up from the auto pilot like OH FUCK