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extremely poor political, hockey, financial takes

[R A W S A L E R T S @rawsalerts]

🚨 #BREAKING: Since renaming the Gulf of Mexico to the Gulf of America this year, there have been zero hurricanes — the first time in over 100 years.

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@LeadingReport Only way to combat this is more Flock cameras

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This is funny for like 10 seconds.

[Holden @Holden114]

MARRIAGE TIP: If you're having a heated discussion with your wife, just casually drop "my mom was right about you" and let that hang in the air for a bit.

[Holden @Holden114]

MARRIAGE TIP: If you're having a heated discussion with your wife, just casually drop "my mom was right about you" and let that hang in the air for a bit.

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@dogwoodblooms The part about the Yankees planting palms everywhere is so true! All the neighborhoods in pender you can always tell who the transplants are because there will be palms lmao.

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@LeadingReport Please add NC to the list it is an absolute hell hole and you should not move here, the weather is terrible and the people are worse

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@Lordmiles In south Helmand you would see randoms with white features in addition to Mongol descendants as well. Not referring to the gingers which was a whole other thing

[Loris @0xLoris]

'hey let's hop on a call'

hey hop off a building

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@punditloser *dies from not being able to find a doctor*

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@pnwguerrilla An idea

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@Confed_Corsair Where were you the day Earnhardt died?

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@Zoomer_South Its not even a slur anymore, you call them a yankee, they just laugh about it, conplain about our food, and then call their cousin to move down here

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@DougAMacgregor I've seen larger boat deployments when the cops show up at goat Island on high rock lake on a slow weekend in May. NEXT

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@Ford_Nick Steak and egg

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@shefwayo I'm basically the DR Horton of building women for the next guy at this point. 💪

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@ThrillaRilla369 Dinner

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"Babe there is a garden fair this weekend"

[Sound Dobad @SoundDobad]

He’s off work? Make him too tired to do anything.

[Sound Dobad @SoundDobad]

He’s off work? Make him too tired to do anything.

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@SoundDobad Ask him to do the most simple task that requires standing up that i could easily complete as im much closer

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@dogwoodblooms Poplar Grove is having a herb & garden fair today and tomorrow!