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At war with @Lowes. In a non-aggression pact with other hardware stores.

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@tweetgrubes BIOOTBTITW

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@NotJackKemp unlike @thedumbzone remotes, @OwnwellOfficial will travel more than 50 miles outside of DFW. Can’t believe it took me this long to lower my bills in Waco.

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@TheGinaMiller is a true PR pro. People are telling the story she wanted told, that Patrick Dumont spoke to a heartbroken kid and did the right thing. I’m not upset about it. I am impressed. Great hire by the Mavs.

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This public exchange happening the night before the Nico firing is proof that Gina Miller was the right PR and Comms hire for the Mavs. She positioned the doofy owner as a compassionate dad, who had a heart to heart with a young fan. The Luka jersey is a bit much, but it worked.

[Ron Harrod Jr. @RonKnowsSports]

Mavericks owner Patrick Dumont is sitting next to a kid wearing a Lakers Luka Doncic jersey.

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This commercial is Luka erasure. Don’t take more from me than was already stolen.

[Gatorade @Gatorade]

Catch @Cooper_Flagg at the starting gate. We promise he won’t be there long.

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#Hookem

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Disgraceful.

https://t.co/A9o0EKUZbZ

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@p_emory I bet Chidi’s jump shot splashes more than a kid at Hawaiian Falls. Go get that crown.

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@MattBermingham Fearless flyers on the return?!?! You are my Ace of Aces

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I do

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@gladiator_crab Come over. We can do a mad men episode with a Wire chaser.

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@gladiator_crab Related: you would love Mad Men.

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Another round of applause to the @AppleClassical product team. This listening guide feature is so slick. This might be the most thoughtfully produced music app on the market.

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I have wanted to stream my local sports team without frustration since 2012. I am truly enjoying my @victoryplustv experience. Simple product. Does exactly what I want. Play ball.

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It bums me out that Fred Armisen wasn’t established enough to be cast in Best In Show and A Mighty Wind.

[Greg Tepper @Tepper]

It is a profound honor to follow in the footsteps of Dave Campbell as the new editor-in-chief of Dave Campbell's Texas Football.

#TXHSFB // @DCTF

https://t.co/UEQpOOnShi

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The catch? The NBA Finals are the final piece of the parlay, and they were the only clean game that night. #mffl

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Oceans 14 pitch: a @dallasmavs fan recruits the crew to take down every Sands property across the globe during the NBA Finals. The climax occurs as Luka hoists the Finals MVP trophy for the first time. The heist involves rigging multiple sports and sending gamblers tips. #mffl

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@gladiator_crab Just talk to me about awesome tobacco ad copy from the 1970.

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@tweetgrubes @JaredSandler Smashburger with doodoo as the meat - @theoldgreywolf