Ace Ventchurros

genderqueer (is on X-Games Mode)

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Just openly wept to Abba’s Dancing Queen if that is any indication of where I am in life.

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You can lead a horse to water, but you can’t make it go to therapy.

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The two wolves in me:

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But it is a social experiment, right?

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So interesting how we’re all pretending TSwift is good now.

[trash jones @jzux]

{pointing a rifle at the night sky} goodnight moon

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@TrevorD1123 Cackling

[jame @kloogans]

love tj maxx. where else can u get a batman shirt that's been sneezed on and also an expired box of hot chocolate mix made by a small company in new jersey that went out of business 3 years ago

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Is mercy STILL in retrograde? Or do we all just deserve to die? Vv hard to know…

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“Do you have a vegetarian version of the salad?” -something we say in 2022

[Sarah Lazarus @sarahclazarus]

maybe leonardo dicaprio hated 9/11 so much that he can’t even date women who remember it. did that even occur to you

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I hope this email finds you well…,
but leaves you totally obliterated, flat on your back, shitting yourself. Just fucked up in a major way.

Warmly,

[Ace Ventchurros @overcookedends]

Me: I guess I’d describe myself as a pretty free spirit filled with love and openness to new ideas ✨ *is literally the most resentful, angry dud I know*

[eden is online @edenonline_]

sex work ? uh yeah i sure hope it does

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It’s not mania. It’s spiraling upwards!

[bag of nickels @WillAfroMan]

NO BOOBS just mommy milkers

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“Last time I got roofied, I broke my ankle.” She literally is everything 💁‍♀️✨

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Just witnessed a belligerent sorority gal at the bar hit on two guys at once which is kind of queen shit but also wouldn’t shut up about how her ex gave her a BAD case of chlamydia which somehow makes it even more impressive.

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Update, she is now flirting with two DIFFERENT guys who definitely also heard her chlamydia story because the whole bar did. She also just said “you have to make friends with school shooters so they don’t kill you.” I love fun!

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Me about to be late for work:

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Wow, people still think it’s ok to approach me at a bar. Interesting.