Patrick

aspiring jetpack pilot - prospective amateur ufologist - hot sauce crafter - fine beer ambassador - vaguely annoyed tricenarian

[Patrick @overdoseghost]

Sometimes my life feels exactly like Memento

But instead of writing down clues to find my wife's killer I'm repeating something to add to the shopping list before I forget

[Patrick @overdoseghost]

Hear the last train coming
Roll the dice and spin the wheel
Hanging by a thread
but at least I'm holding on

Full moon rising
Last dime in the wishing well
Fighting for my life
because it's all I have left

[Patrick @overdoseghost]

You gotta be ketamine

[Daily Skate Clips @SkateClipsOnX]

RIP Marc Johnson 🥀

[Patrick @overdoseghost]

Breakout song in 2003
Outbreak song in 2026

https://t.co/MrlvjRz2x8

[Patrick @overdoseghost]

I call my wife George because she's always Washingtons of clothes

[Patrick @overdoseghost]

@OwenShroyer1776 COMPETENCY CRISIS

[Patrick @overdoseghost]

Some food is stale when it's soft

Some food is stale when it's hard

Stop trying to make sense of the world

It's a fool's errand

[Kekius Maximus @topkekius]

Who made this? 😂

[Patrick @overdoseghost]

Men reach a certain age and realize pocket tees are the third hand

[Patrick @overdoseghost]

you think you had a bad day

[Patrick @overdoseghost]

@TheBruceStJames Portugal the band ft. Sarah Palin

[Patrick @overdoseghost]

The worst part about being a taxi cab driver is people talking behind your back

[Patrick @overdoseghost]

Mental Abortion is on tour with the Cognitive Dissidents hell yeah

[Patrick @overdoseghost]

Playing old samplers on a Philips jambox kinda Saturday

Tiktok and Spotify can chomp it

[Patrick @overdoseghost]

"and now, a message from my sponsor"

-the malfunctioning alcoholic

[Tom Green @tomgreenlive]

Making Beats At The Farm #Beats

[Patrick @overdoseghost]

To commend a safe splashdown, I honor a throwback

https://t.co/JzkZ8zV8Gc

[Patrick @overdoseghost]

We're drinking in the Republic of China

Time to Taiwan on

[R A W S A L E R T S @rawsalerts]

🚨#BREAKING: Watch incredible footage captured from passengers on an airliner above Florida, showing the exact moment the Artemis II mission lifts off carrying four astronauts on its journey around the Moon as they make history