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Slings and arrows can’t penetrate those dead eyes. Honestly one of the best things you get from Amazon. #amazonapollo #shieldsup #fireatwill #perks #thanksforthefeedback @ Amazon Headquarters Seattle https://t.co/ZgvH1eo91n

[Overheard Amazon @overheardamazon]

Are you on team subway 🚇, team surface streets 🚗, or team sky ✈️? Be honest. How shitty is your product? #undergroundbar #molepeople #ilefttofly @ Amazon Headquarters Seattle https://t.co/AEe0mn740U

[Overheard Amazon @overheardamazon]

Ah, the wet noodle maneuver: commit to nothing, and make poor decisions. Promo coming soon 🫥. #thosepoordirects #fallup #amazonarizona @ Arizona https://t.co/59w7PSSEqo

[Overheard Amazon @overheardamazon]

I can’t imagine why they would immediately transfer either. #tonedeaf #redflags🚩 #notallmanagersdeservetobeone @ Amazon Headquarters Seattle https://t.co/gvnDSch9ol

[Overheard Amazon @overheardamazon]

Okay but hear me out… ❄️🥪 = 🏃🏻‍♀️Productivity🏃🏼. #rebrandtoamazongogogo #donttouchthestuff #constructionworkersgozoom💨 @ Seattle, Washington https://t.co/NtGoaP5zeF

[Overheard Amazon @overheardamazon]

It’s about bias, it’s about scale. We stay frugal, we are retail. 🫠 #necessityisthemotherofinvention #yougotthis #thankgodimnotinretail @ Amazon Headquarters Seattle https://t.co/I6OhDTSgG6

[Overheard Amazon @overheardamazon]

What do you think? Good luck. #🍀 #smartsisnotenough #eatprayluck @ Amazon Headquarters Seattle https://t.co/XqJ208uu6y

[Overheard Amazon @overheardamazon]

This is how we end up with dumpster babies at the QBR dance. #wirehangers #planc #amazoncarecanthelp @ Seattle, Washington https://t.co/ysfUwB36CH

[The White House 46 Archived @WhiteHouse46]

Congresswoman Marjorie Taylor Greene had $183,504 in PPP loans forgiven.

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[Overheard Amazon @overheardamazon]

Yeah calm down and stop being extra. You’re not even going up for promo until Q5 2023. #stillfriendstho #raisethebar #kissass @ Amazon Headquarters Seattle https://t.co/TcGRD9x4xF

[Overheard Amazon @overheardamazon]

Are you full of data or are you full of shit? #mydocsaysTBD #5pagesshyofaPRFAQ #numberthoselines @ Amazon Headquarters Seattle https://t.co/of77zJUTUD

[Overheard Amazon @overheardamazon]

See y’all tried to be extra when setting those goals. Choose to lose, baby!
#poorscoping #blameattrition #52devweeks @ Amazon Headquarters Seattle https://t.co/ZKcnfPs9fC

[Overheard Amazon @overheardamazon]

Double post Friday. It’s not a thing - just felt like the posts went together. We’re still surviving right? Are we thriving? Can’t tell anymore. Idk. #insistonthehigheststandards #livetowork #tgif https://t.co/ov1DRw225I

[Overheard Amazon @overheardamazon]

We know you thought about your ex as the issue. Don’t lie. But fr there was a mistake on my comp statement. #diediedie #simforreallife #iwantmoremoney https://t.co/sIgqU1FGF9

[Overheard Amazon @overheardamazon]

It’s by design. Collect enough puzzle pieces and you have yourself a ball gag. #amazonspheres #amazonbasicsballgag #nosafeword @ Arizona https://t.co/XrT82xfpSA

[Overheard Amazon @overheardamazon]

Shit y’all they found the secret recipe with the special blend of 30 hurts and compromises. #pathtogreen #kfcsecretrecipe #fakeittilyoumakeit #secretlyproud @ Amazon Headquarters Seattle https://t.co/w2CnzknanU

[Overheard Amazon @overheardamazon]

Just posted a photo @ Amazon - Brazil https://t.co/Hpc8JVrmKj

[Overheard Amazon @overheardamazon]

Or an office. (Some have 🪃 to Director just to keep their office. Allegedly.) #didinotaskformerlot #basicallytheglue #headofsomething @ Amazon Headquarters Seattle https://t.co/Qv4bqQMWBw

[Overheard Amazon @overheardamazon]

The first two years is usually spent trying to make it just two years. #tearsforyears #youcandoit #🪃 @ Amazon Headquarters Seattle https://t.co/RO5WSIcl6Q

[Overheard Amazon @overheardamazon]

👨‍💼🚬🥃 “Now listen here my girl, add this to my calendar and pick up my dry cleaning, and a box of chocolates for the little lady at home.”
#womenshistorymonth #progress #payequity @ Amazon Headquarters Seattle https://t.co/P3fALHErCF