Are you on team subway 🚇, team surface streets 🚗, or team sky ✈️? Be honest. How shitty is your product? #undergroundbar#molepeople#ilefttofly @ Amazon Headquarters Seattle https://t.co/AEe0mn740U
Ah, the wet noodle maneuver: commit to nothing, and make poor decisions. Promo coming soon 🫥. #thosepoordirects#fallup#amazonarizona @ Arizona https://t.co/59w7PSSEqo
Yeah calm down and stop being extra. You’re not even going up for promo until Q5 2023. #stillfriendstho#raisethebar#kissass @ Amazon Headquarters Seattle https://t.co/TcGRD9x4xF
See y’all tried to be extra when setting those goals. Choose to lose, baby!
#poorscoping#blameattrition#52devweeks @ Amazon Headquarters Seattle https://t.co/ZKcnfPs9fC
Double post Friday. It’s not a thing - just felt like the posts went together. We’re still surviving right? Are we thriving? Can’t tell anymore. Idk. #insistonthehigheststandards#livetowork#tgif https://t.co/ov1DRw225I
We know you thought about your ex as the issue. Don’t lie. But fr there was a mistake on my comp statement. #diediedie#simforreallife#iwantmoremoney https://t.co/sIgqU1FGF9
The first two years is usually spent trying to make it just two years. #tearsforyears#youcandoit #🪃 @ Amazon Headquarters Seattle https://t.co/RO5WSIcl6Q
👨💼🚬🥃 “Now listen here my girl, add this to my calendar and pick up my dry cleaning, and a box of chocolates for the little lady at home.”
#womenshistorymonth#progress#payequity @ Amazon Headquarters Seattle https://t.co/P3fALHErCF