Overheard At Samford

Welcome to the Twitter that has ears all over the school to share the most random/interesting things overheard at Samford. You know you love me... xoxo.

[Kara Fincher @KaraYFincher]

@overheardatSamU orientation: I requested West Village first, but I know it's a 30 min walk to central campus..

Sister you must be crawlin.

[Parker Millican @Parker_Millican]

@overheardatSamU Im not pleasing man, Im pleasing God

[natalie h @natalie_cat6]

@overheardatSamU "can you hand me my phone? It's in my Birkenstock..."

[Emily Lorentz @EmilyLorentz]

@overheardatSamU "Look at my skin. Is it not FLAWLESS?"

[steff (Taylor’s version) @steffanypaiged]

29 Questions I Have For @SamfordU - https://t.co/JttAGuKXUF #SamfordUniversity

[natalie h @natalie_cat6]

@overheardatSamU "I went to bed at a decent time in 2007 once, I think... other than that, it hasn't happened."

[Hannah Aldridge @hannahv131223]

"I was screaming when I inhaled and exhaled so I could basically scream forever" Talk about an existential crisis. @overheardatSamU

[natalie h @natalie_cat6]

"I'm a nurse! You don't know what I have in my pockets to stab you with!"

😂😂😂 @overheardatSamU

[Hannah Aldridge @hannahv131223]

"THUGS CANT HAVE ANXIETY DISORDERS"
@overheardatSamU

[Hannah K @Curly_fry_h2]

Girls walking out of the lib: Girl 1: Stop rubbing his nose! It's stupid Girl 2: I need all the help I can get on finals! @overheardatSamU

[natalie h @natalie_cat6]

@overheardatSamU "I wanna be dead but without the commitment... Let's just all go slip into comas!" #finalsweek

[natalie h @natalie_cat6]

@overheardatSamU
"When I was a kid, my favorite candy was these German roasted nuts from Bass Pro!"

Such a #Texas thing to say 😂😂

[First Lady of Frontierland @abbythomason7]

@overheardatSamU "I haven't prank called the HUB in a while"

[Annie Green @anniegreenhey]

@overheardatSamU "my brother got bit by a squirrel once" as she finishes chasing a squirrel

[Mary Elizabeth Curl @theatre_geek151]

"He has the perfect posture for great boobs" @overheardatSamU

[Michael Ann @imthemap211]

"I need a girl to come do my laundry."
@overheardatSamU

[natalie h @natalie_cat6]

@overheardatSamU "I feel like I'm starring in a movie and it's titled, "Boys are Idiots"!!!"

[Emily Lorentz @EmilyLorentz]

"I wanna do a lot of things but in the end I just wanna be married to my best friend." -Samford boy to Samford girl @overheardatSamU