overheardaudit

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the excel tutorial
on YouTube me:

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*9 am*

staff: hola

senior: I am ready to log off

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“I’m an amazing accountant in my sleep.”

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“what’s an audit?”

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“i’m so tired my heart hurts.”

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I told the client the bank balance on the rec did not agree to the bank statement.

Her response... “they never agree.”

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my friend needs to learn accounting in two days, any good resources?

accounting major: adderall

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Doctors life goal:

1) become a doctor
3) marry a doctor
3) make their kids doctors

Accountants life goals:

1) become an accountant
2) tell your siblings and friends not to be an accountant
3) tell everyone not to study accounting

[memes.xlsx @ExcelHumor]

me risking my entire professional career for an extra 15 min of sleep

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“I literally have to google everything accounting related.”

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I was at a cookout and an older man asked me what I did for a living.

I said accounting.

He winced and said “honey, you probably want to change that if you ever want a husband. No man wants to marry an accountant.”

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i understand but at the same time don’t - how a variance of $100 million can be immaterial

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“God save materiality and whoever created it.”

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“As an accountant, I am a mourning person.”

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“I’d date anyone that can get me out of public accounting.”

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“I hate doing numbers. Literally makes my brain hurt.”

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“accounting isn’t the addrenaline rush that most people think it is.”

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first year in public accounting be like

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“Such a coincidence that you always sample the errors.”

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“why the fuck would anyone want to be an auditor?”