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official #auggiefleisch account #oldmanyoungface 5 brain surgeries and 4 urological surgeries along with chronic kidney disease doesn't dampen my spirits.

[Auggie tells it @overheardaugust]

My joke and my proud dad. Star Wars

[Fleisch's Football, Forecasting, & Family @Sam_Fleischmann]

From my son @overheardaugust "Which Star Wars character swears the most?"

R2D2, it's always saying "beep beep beep"

Haha. #oldmanyoungface #jokes

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How do you measure how far poop travels from the toilet?

In kilomeTurds

#poopjokes

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Higher is excitement. Faster is excitement. I'm at @Dollywood and I'm too excited to think. Thanks @Sam_Fleischmann

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We've got #letrusscook but now I have to see @derekcarrqb twice a year. He has the creepiest eyes in the @NFL

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To my younger brothers question of "where does the ball drop?" - "you'll feel it in your pants." My mom interrupted me and said, "no, thats called puberty"

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Knock knock
Who's there?
Butter
Butter who?
Butter let me in, I've got jokes. #oldmanyoungface #jokes

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WHAT! #7 on defense, #11 on defense, that's so odd that defenders can be those numbers. Anyone can be any number now. So odd. #oldmanyoungface doesn't like this new @NFL jersey number rule

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"Chip! Haha, Chip Kelly, is his name Chip Dad"
"yes"
"Is he a Frito?"
@Fritolay @UCLAFootball

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Calvin and Hobbes is my guide for life. #truth #oldmanyoungface lock out your babysitter. 😄 🤣 😂 😆

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8yr olds Wild Card weekend predictions for @NFL
SAT
@Colts 27 @BuffaloBills 47
@RamsNFL 15 @Seahawks 25
@Buccaneers 23 @WashingtonNFL 10
SUN
@Ravens 24 @Titans 19
@ChicagoBears 27 @Saints 37
@Browns 23 @steelers 28

[Auggie tells it @overheardaugust]

"Dad, is Drew Brees playing?"
"Yes"
"Hmm, so the Saints will win, but I dont think the @Saints will destroy the @ChicagoBears I think they will win 37-27" #nflpredictions

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I'm only 7 years old...but curious why does @Titans have fans when they had so many covid cases? #covidquestions #oldmanyoungface

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I think pajamas are more than ok for presentations. Here is my presentation on #davpilkey and his books #dumbbunnies and #captainunderpants

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Hi @TheVannaWhite! I am watching @WheelofFortune for the first time and asked how old you were when you started WoF. I figured you were in your 40s now, but you've been doing this 37 years. Well done! Also, my dad checked and said it was your birthday today! Happy Birthday!

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Another 7 year old #auggiefleisch @NFL prediction I want @Seahawks to win, but I think @packers will win 26-15

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"Dad, I bet the @Bengals take @Joe_Burrow10. How many games do you think they would win next year? I think they would go 7-9." @espn what do your experts think?

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"This #AlabamaVsLSU game is sponsored by my least favorite place, @HomeDepot! My mom takes me there all the time for plants"

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My mom says College in 6 words is "Freedom, Sleep, and alone time....ahhhhh" #CollegeinSixWords

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"Well, she's the not worst teacher I've ever had" after one day of grade 1. #oldmanyoungface #tellitlikeitis #auggiefleisch

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Let's play would you rather. "Would you rather..."