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so true fr

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i’m #virg

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i just feel bad when i impale people with my plants

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the entire lyrics of what even is that so oh oh firework by katy perry do you ever feel like a plastic bag drifting through the wind wanting to start again babygirl do you ever feel like a plastic bag thats my pickup line - tobi

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everybody wants the custom jeweled thong!

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you wanted to touch my dick? aww that’s so cute!

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and this is why my therapist will be hearing from me!!!!

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“i’m gonna use that condom for good, just like batman!”

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“when i say i got that dog in me i mean rango” - aria

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dont give the bathtub a rug!

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all the hes are dead by now

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“the mop is alive and in my car”

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tripping balls on the psychiatry zoom

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chocolate milkshake got me strung out in the library

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the medium chocolate milk took me OUT

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cured meats are autism friendly

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what is the fourth hole?

actually, there are seven holes

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i have so many cured meats

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you can have a butt, or not a butt! it’s up to you, the price is the same

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tobi huffs air purifiers!

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wait!!!! onions arent like football anymore!!!!!

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onions are like football to me