Overheard in Bschool

Tell us the ridiculous things you overhear in your b schools!
#overheardinbschool

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that was the best class ever
why?
Cause (student that shall remain unnamed) lost her voice
lol

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"Why don't we introduce a dog food that both the owner and dog can eat together?"

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"wait so how many forces did porter make again?"

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so how does the board of directors set the stock price?

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"So if you 'privated' a public company then 'public-ed' it again....is that an LBO?"
- stupid guy in finance class

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@StarGazing23 agree our teachers are great....this person was talking about another student in class that comments too much!

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i like the class, the teachers too big of a weenie
(seriously i heard someone call a teacher a weenie)

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"i don't feel that i should be paying to listen to her ramble about things that don't make sense to anyone but her"

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"case competition? more like race competition"

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She dropped out out?
Thank god!

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reading this paragraph is like someone throwing bricks at my face

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what is this "ebidow" thing you keep talking about? is it about stocks? NO dumbass its EBITDA

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"damnit, being around all these undergrads makes me feel like such a pervert"

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it costs us $2.40 for every minute we're in class. That bitch owes me $38!
- re: student who talks too much in class

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"all consultants do is con clients then insult them, thats where the word came from"

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"Dating" is a broad term much like "consulting"

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"She doesn't pull her own weight".....
"Dude, she's 250lbs!"
"That's not what I mean & you know it"
- re: fat girl in study group

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"It would just suck to drag some idiots along all the time"
-when talking about being in a Slacker group

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....sooo what are you doing?
(Long pause) "trying to open powerpoint"

[Vanessa @vgreencoleman]

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