Overheard Umich

[Overheard Umich @OverHeardMich]

QOTD "I'm so annoyed with this class that I booked my hair cut during the lecture as a big fuck you"

- angry bitch on diag

[Overheard Umich @OverHeardMich]

Angels that deliver food >>

[Overheard Umich @OverHeardMich]

QOTD "Yo when you are out of breathe and lay down you can feel your heart beat in your vag"

location: I.M.

[Overheard Umich @OverHeardMich]

This is wildly accurate? do you agree

[hannah @supersendsauce]

going to school inbetween thanksgiving and christmas break feels like the last lap in mario kart where the music is all fast and gets really stressful

[Overheard Umich @OverHeardMich]

QOTD "Also using my juul as a straight edge. Truly the meaning of liberal arts in practice"

Location: law library

[Overheard Umich @OverHeardMich]

QOTD "No he for sure has a good body. He is from Florida and is an athlete. So he has to have his shirt off all the time"

[Overheard Umich @OverHeardMich]

Did you know owls had legs for days?

[Overheard Umich @OverHeardMich]

You got me there

[Overheard @realoverheardla]

“I could never give someone CPR because I have no rhythm.”

[Overheard Umich @OverHeardMich]

QOTD "So I was thinking I want to be a stay at home suburban bitch mom, but then I realize my body can't handle that much Xanax and white wine"

[Overheard Umich @OverHeardMich]

@m_mustion Love the motivation! What do you find are the best study habits?

[Overheard Umich @OverHeardMich]

this would be a Christmas miracle

[Overheard Umich @OverHeardMich]

@umichtea So true! Heard they pour milk before cereal

[UMich Person @umichtea]

Michigan student - "Walking into the Ross Winter Garden is like walking into a frat sober"

[UMich Person @umichtea]

Michigan Student - "What smells like sweet beef and looks like an acorn? ANYONE at OSU hahahaha"

[Overheard Umich @OverHeardMich]

Follow @umichtea for more classic Michigan moments! We love the Tea!

[Overheard Umich @OverHeardMich]

QOTD:
guy: "are you doing new make stuff under your eyes?"
girl: "those are dark circles Dan, but thanks for noticing them"

location: happy couple meeting at DTW

[Overheard Umich @OverHeardMich]

QOTD "She fake af. She didn't even share the lord with you."

[Overheard Umich @OverHeardMich]

QOTD: "Yeah when I was at Walmart I daw stomach pumps being sold next to the turkey fryers. I got one of both"

[Overheard Umich @OverHeardMich]

QOTD: "White people love making the joke 'will you ever survive' when you just tryin to say something inconvenient that happened to you" - true point