UMich Person

Beep Beep.

[🪭 @Saweetie]

Spoke to the college kids at the University of Michigan 💙💛 for their digital media course! Thank you for having me @UMich.

[Overheard Umich @OverHeardMich]

QOTD "So I was thinking I want to be a stay at home suburban bitch mom, but then I realize my body can't handle that much Xanax and white wine"

[UMich Person @umichtea]

Would also happen at Michigan!

[Overheard @realoverheardla]

“I wonder if my Fitbit knows I did coke last night."

[UMich Person @umichtea]

Too good!!

[Overheard @realoverheardla]

"He jerked off while we were on Facetime."

"So, you're basically a web cam girl?"

[UMich Person @umichtea]

Michigan Student - "Nothing like watching kids wipe out on Birds while its snowing" #michigan #uofm #mich #funny #retweet

[UMich Person @umichtea]

So funny!

[Overheard Umich @OverHeardMich]

QOTD:
guy: "are you doing new make stuff under your eyes?"
girl: "those are dark circles Dan, but thanks for noticing them"

location: happy couple meeting at DTW

[UMich Person @umichtea]

Michigan Student - "Its literally been an hour since back on break and I already have crippling anxiety and a workload that could legitimately dig a grave for me"

[UMich Person @umichtea]

Michigan Student - "The only thing I like more than game days are home game days" #Michigan

[UMich Person @umichtea]

Michigan Student - "What smells like sweet beef and looks like an acorn? ANYONE at OSU hahahaha"

[UMich Person @umichtea]

Michigan Student - "yo genuine question. Why do people call it the Ugly, its a pretty normal looking building" #uofm #michigan #mich #followmeplease

[UMich Person @umichtea]

Michigan Student - "How is it already Thanksgiving?! I literally feel like I was just getting to school last week"

[UMich Person @umichtea]

Michigan Student - "If I had a penny for every friend that said they are doing well in school, I would have 0 pennies"

[UMich Person @umichtea]

Michigan Student - "OSU's mascot is really inconsiderate and culturally appropriating to people with nut allergies."

[UMich Person @umichtea]

Michigan Student - "To all the triq ass, jenky looking professors that think its okay to assign work over Thanksgiving, your moms a hoe and fuck you" #michigandifference #michigan #uofm #funny

[UMich Person @umichtea]

Michigan student - "yesterday I saw a girl get straight up hit by a projectile watermelon" #uofm #michigan #lol #everyday #hailtothevictors

[UMich Person @umichtea]

Michigan Student - "tomorrow is my last tailgate here and if I am not either hospitalized or face down in a ditch by the end of the day I did something wrong"

[UMich Person @umichtea]

Michigan Student - "I could be stuck in line at the Ross Starbucks for all four years of my time here. It never ends."

[UMich Person @umichtea]

@OverHeardMich is so funny! Give them a follow!!

[Overheard Umich @OverHeardMich]

QOTD: "I really wish I was wearing underwear" - girl with headphones in and no perception of noise level

Location: 3rd floor UGLi

[UMich Person @umichtea]

Michigan Student - "Just matched with my GSI on Tinder. Cant wait to see how class goes tomorrow!" #michigan #uofm #funny #college #retweet

[UMich Person @umichtea]

Michigan Student - "love being in a class where when I'm actually listening to the lecture I understand nothing and am stressed, but when I'm not paying attention I'm not stressed and just don't understand" #michigan #eecs #uofm #michigan #college #collegeprobs #collegeproblems