Overheard MSP

Rideshare driver sharing the best of the road

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Me: "Please do not bring trash bags with you in the vehicle."
Also me: " Feel free to bring your trash bag full of beers in the vehicle."

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Rider: "Yeah, I have a Tinder date."
Me: "But you're from out of town?"
Rider: "Well I don't lead with that, but if she asks..."

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"She got pissed at that other girl for sleeping with him too; does she really think the NFL players only sleep with one girl at a time?"

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"We're practically famous with how many of our friends have slept with NFL players"

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Drove all the way to Victoria only to hear the word "haggard" used to describe every acquaintance of my passenger; at rock concert volume

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Regarding free hot dogs at Deja Vu: "These hot dogs are going to be so good in my mouth right now."

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"I am the number one strip club go-er, but tonight (dramatic pause) is not the night."

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Getting ready for a big night in the Twin Cities! Remember to plan a safe ride home if you've been out trying to forget about the election!

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Drove all night but I did not see a single taco truck on any corner.

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Sorry you had a bad time at the wedding, but please take your bobby pins with you when exiting the vehicle.

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Getting ready for the #halloweekend rush! See you on the road!