Meg 🌷

Go-Gurt enthusiast

[Meg 🌷 @overly_anxious]

When life gives you lemons, make baguettes

[Meg 🌷 @overly_anxious]

Weather over 50 degrees. Maybe life is worth living.

[Meg 🌷 @overly_anxious]

Thanking God for my ability to be comfortable on any couch I surf, I sleep like a baby fr 😭😴

[Meg 🌷 @overly_anxious]

They dragged me on to the street and beat the shit out of me

[ana @shivlestat]

spotify wrapped flopped this year so bad like where are the music cities, the playlists, the top genres or the listening auras… all that wait for WHAT #SpotifyWrapped2024

[amie @pap3rfleabag]

spotify making us wait all that time and wrapped has the most boring visuals and slideshow in years

[Meg 🌷 @overly_anxious]

Color me flabbergasted that Spotify Wrapped didn't even include genres this year. How am I supposed to know if meme wrap made top 5 for the 4th year in a row 😭😭😭

[Meg 🌷 @overly_anxious]

That revenge staying awake time when you should be asleep after a long day hits so different

[Meg 🌷 @overly_anxious]

Listening to sea shanties while I work on the lake is definitely an s-tier experience that made college worth it

[Meg 🌷 @overly_anxious]

@bundleofsticks7 Haters say it's fake

[Meg 🌷 @overly_anxious]

Second time in two days that I've been told "you don't look like the type of person to hold a snake" 😔 didn't know I gave off such loser vibes

Anyways I held a snake the other day, like a cool person

[𝖆𝖚𝖇𝖗𝖊𝖊 🧚🏻 @aubreemadeit]

Is somebody gonna match my freak (remind me to eat)

[Stewartville High School @SHSTigerPride]

Congratulations to Haley Laures on a 7th place finish in the Triple Jump at the State Track Meet. Way to go Haley!

[Meg 🌷 @overly_anxious]

I just got the most perfect summer internship and he just joined A PYRAMID SCHEMEEE AHHHHHHH

[Meg 🌷 @overly_anxious]

Me and those birds are buddies now. Every night at 4am I hear em tweet and I'm like dang homies are up

[Meg 🌷 @overly_anxious]

WHY DO BIRDS GET UP SO EARLY. THEY WERE NOT KIDDING ABOUT THE EARLY BIRDS. LET ME SLEEP

[Meg 🌷 @overly_anxious]

Brb going to eat an entire box of gogurts

[Meg 🌷 @overly_anxious]

WE ABSOLUTELY DID IT OH MY GOSH IT IS OFFICIALLY OVER FOR ALL OF YOU I AM TOO POWERFUL

[Andrew Nadeau @TheAndrewNadeau]

date: so… you just adopted 3 chipmunks as your children?

dave seville: no, no that’d be crazy. I’m also their band manager

[Meg 🌷 @overly_anxious]

I got it but definitely had to use the auto candidate. It is ALMOST over for all of you

[Meg 🌷 @overly_anxious]

As soon as I solve one hard sudoku puzzle on the nyt website it's over for all of you