Saúl Alvarez

[Mark “Rent boy” Renton @litebeerasschug]

alcohol is 10x worse for you than weed but stoners are the biggest fags on the planet so really it’s a moot point

[Saúl Alvarez @overtexdnb]

@FarfaYGO @Readyforduel Finally a good take

[Alex Hormozi @AlexHormozi]

What happens when you die:

They divide up your shit.

They summarize your life in 500-1000 words.

People who knew you less say sorry to people who knew you more.

Everyone eats, drives home, and wakes up the next day and goes to work.

Whatever you’re worried about won’t be in those 500 words.

You can dare greatly or not at all, but you’re gonna die either way.

Might as well squeeze every motherfucking drop out.

[Saúl Alvarez @overtexdnb]

@LoftonTCG They smell like straight up plastic

[scar @imfat]

People will flex 60+ hour work weeks like it’s a badge of honor

brother you’re a slave

[Saúl Alvarez @overtexdnb]

@dzkcks @JasonVorGEEZ What happened to Goldie?

[G Jones @gjonesbass]

the guy who just became the world’s first trillionaire made it his personal mission to destroy USAID, which has already resulted in hundreds of thousands of deaths worldwide, with the lancet projecting 14 million+ deaths (!!!) by 2030

https://t.co/iZHJKOuZ6R

[Alexa Zuart @soymuynecia]

Puro pendejo genera chismes en el trabajo.

[Saúl Alvarez @overtexdnb]

@LucasSaccoYGO @KottonJesse I was rooting for you! It's coming soon for sure!

[Saúl Alvarez @overtexdnb]

@LoftonTCG It's all the no real pfp followers you have lol

[⋆˖⁺‧☾ 𝑔𝒾𝓃𝑔𝑒𝓇 ☽‧⁺˖⋆ @givetoginger]

most unemployed person you know just threw down $10 to secure 2 weeks of EDC next year

[Degen CPA @DrewVento]

Drake makes music for guys that pose in front of Lambos they don’t own.

[adrián marcelo @adrianm10]

Ser influencer es lo más bajo en la cadena alimenticia de la Internet.

[Saúl Alvarez @overtexdnb]

@BlackCarlBass https://t.co/QFOfT1ne2k
👊🏽🔊

[Big Tee @societyhatestee]

it sucks that cigarettes are so unhealthy because they're an amazing way of connecting with strangers in a big group.

[𝓐 ⭑ @ayojoestar]

I PURPOSELY ignore hints so people can speak up and be direct like an adult.

[Saúl Alvarez @overtexdnb]

@frankyretardo1 This is standard if you don't pay rent imo.

[Saúl Alvarez @overtexdnb]

@Harusrl @House_of_Champs Still a thing in my locals

[Poet @poetscorneruk]

Never forget Harry Kane is doing all of this in sketchers

[Mistress Dividend @mistressdivy]

I'd rather drink the water from a tin of tuna than be asked to share a fun fact about myself as an icebreaker during a team building activity at work.