muscle friend group discourse is getting a little insane, people are saying theyre only friends with each other because they have "the common interest of working out". Girl, it's cause they wanna fuck each other and cause being hot and muscular comes with social status
Woke is originally some sheabutter tarot card shit. Never had anything to do with politics. It is about veganism and evironmental pollutants. Chakras and crystals.
Literally isnt political at all.
Woke is about awakening your third eye
A man telling a woman he just met 5 weeks ago, while spending FOUR out of those five weeks lying to her and playing in her face, that he wants to marry and impregnate her does bother me, actually 😭😭😭 a LOT
Jobless people in 1991:
- Wake up
- Have breakfast
- Chill
- Dad finds you a job
Jobless people in 2001:
- Meet up with friends
- Binge-watch a movie
- Enjoy sunny weekends
- Friends connect you to a job
Jobless people in 2026:
- Apply for 500+ jobs
- Keep refreshing email
- Get called for 2 interviews
- Go through 7 rounds of interviews
- Get rejected
- Society calls you a failure
- You feel guilty even while resting
- You fall into significant debt
- Friends slowly stop calling you
- Depression hits hard