𝓢𝓸𝓰𝓰𝔂 𝓗𝓸𝓽𝓭𝓸𝓰 🕸️

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[miia @miiagarro]

"all women do is use men"

never in my life have i found a man useful

[cнєєкυ⋆｡🪐˚ ⋆ @Okay_Bye___]

"hey are you home?"

Me (at home) : no

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

Y’ALL WOULD BE SURPRISED HOW MANY PEOPLE LEAVE WORK, GO HOME, EAT, SHUT THE DOOR, SCROLL THROUGH THEIR PHONE UNTIL THEY FALL ASLEEP, AND ENJOY THEIR LITTLE WORLD. THAT’S IT. THAT’S THEIR LIFE.

[aIenka @ankyhaidy]

fuuck i unleashed close personal friend behaviour on a regular friend again

[ayo ♔ @ayospawned]

"we can still be friends"

I was going to marry you, you idiot.

[liz🧚 @Lizformee]

Asked him if he lived alone and he been typing for 9mins. Nvm boo

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

"yeah no" is my favorite combo.

[$ @jxtsummer]

you gotta learn to heal without venting to everyone

[♱ @elcnasly]

bella and edward

[lxy ☆ @organicshorty]

old ppl get they ass up and head to the store early asf in the morning

[Regina George. @JadedCourtz]

Being constantly h*rny but also not wanting to have sex with losers <<<<

[໊ @buffys]

happy 4th

[angel🧚‍♀️ @angellailah_yG]

saying sexual stuff to me when im nowhere near sexually attracted to you annoys the tf out me fr

[BIG BAD CHUCK ✰ @yawningemoji]

this is exactly what a summertime situationship with a psychopath will do to you

[☔ @Whotfismick]

The vegetables in my freezer watching me grab the ice cream

[soup🌱 @thrluv]

i love flirting but men fold sooooo quick omg can the tension build a lil bit???????

[INES 7 @EoIixa]

Sometimes when I'm bored I bite my boyfriends shoulder and he scream loud as fuuuuuuuck 😂😂😂

[𝓷𝔁𝔂𝓲𝓮 @glooomiii]

no one will love you more than an obsessive female with abandonment issues